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Blue: A Special Relationship

08 Sep

When three generations of hero – Sanjay Dutt (Grandpa Bear), Akshay Kumar (Daddy Bear) and Zayed Khan (Baby Bear) – come together in one spectacularly expensive clusterfuck (shot underwater too!), you know good times lie ahead. But how good a time wasn’t really clear until the Blue promos featuring Kylie Minogue came out.

Only in a Bollywood movie would people (including what I suppose are heterosexual men) applaud Daddy Bear swinging in to interrupt Kylie’s attempts to get, er, “chiggy wiggy”.

It’s pretty much a given Blue isn’t going to be heavy in the story department, but looking at the stills, I feel there’s definitely a tale in it. Blue: The Story of a Chilling Predator!

Chilling predator chills out under the chilly sea, craving chilly chicken

Chilling predator chills out under the chilly sea, craving chilly chicken

My grandpa and I share a special bond

Sadly, chilly chicken shares a special bond with her grandpa 😦

But really, he'll take anything he can get

But really, chilling predator will take anything he can get

Which is why this is all we ever see of Zayed

Which is why this is all we ever see of Baby Bear

But Akki Papa was a Boy Scout - he's always prepared!

But chilling predator was a Boy Scout - he comes prepared. To catch a Baby Bear or play a game of squash!

NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! Yeh paap hai!

NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! Yeh paap hai! I only know butternut squash!

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17 Comments

Posted by on September 8, 2009 in Entertainment, Movies, Music, Video

 

17 responses to “Blue: A Special Relationship

  1. Gradwolf

    September 8, 2009 at 9:47 pm

    Hahah, forget the movie, I am waiting for the music. Looks like an experimental album from Rahman!

     
  2. bethlovesbollywood

    September 8, 2009 at 10:06 pm

    Watching the trailer made me want to off myself. None of the women speak in it, and the first shot of a woman is a pan up her barely-clad legs (so: no voice, and ass more important than face). I am SO not watching this. Which was my verdict before the song, which certainly doesn’t encourage me any (despite lyric about “I don’t want to be rescued” – let’s see how THAT holds up in the script).

     
  3. DewdropDream

    September 9, 2009 at 9:30 am

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    ‘Chilly Chicken’? People’ve developed a taste for cold chicken? Or maybe you meant some combination of the words ‘turkey’ ‘cold’ ‘join’ (or something). Going by the ‘acting skills anyway …

    SO not watching this but thank you for the witty captions, always entertaining they are! 😀

     
  4. abhishek

    September 9, 2009 at 10:07 am

    You are forgetting about Lara in all sorts of bikinis. You didn’t post any of those pics. 😦 😛

     
  5. M

    September 9, 2009 at 10:41 am

    LOL- I’m waiting for this – *just* to see how much of a trainwreck it’s going to be….

    M

     
  6. memsaab

    September 9, 2009 at 12:18 pm

    I am very sad to report that I’m beginning to break out in hives at any sight of Akshay Khanna. His fault, I suppose, but still…

     
    • memsaab

      September 10, 2009 at 8:51 am

      I meant Akshay Kumar, of course. I always broke out in hives at the sight of the Khanna one.

       
  7. pitu

    September 10, 2009 at 1:09 am

    *clears throat*

    Neeeeeeeeeeeela ‘ass’-man so gayaaaaaaaa
    Neeeeeeeeeeeela ‘ass’-man so gayaaaaaaaa
    Hum na samjhe kaise ye script likhwaye….
    Brain ke badle butt ko kaise aise khujlaye..
    Ke kaafi dumb ye mausam hai
    Humara IQ kam kam hai
    LALALALALALALALALALA so gayaaaaaa
    LALALALALALALALALALA so gayaaaaaa

    Blue.. ek behat bandal peshkash…

    *takes a bow* :p

     
  8. naren

    September 10, 2009 at 8:36 am

    ROFL!

     
  9. Amrita

    September 10, 2009 at 2:39 pm

    Adithya – I think they just bugged poor ARR until he got out some leftover music and handed it to them so they’d get lost.

    Beth – if that made you mad, I strongly suggest you don’t watch the other trailers. It’s…just wow.

    3D – anything to alleviate the pain 😀

    Abhishek – just for you! Funny how all the boys got scuba gear while all she got were a pair of flippers. I have to admit though, that’s a fine bottom. What diseased brain looked at it and thought it went well with Sanjay Dutt’s flabby torso, I don’t know.

    M – you’ll have to tell me how it went then because even I have my standards and I refuse to pay to watch this. Akshay Kumar already got me to pay for KI. the gravy train stops here!

    Memsaab – awww, poor lil akshaye-poo! It’s not his fault he can’t read a script!

    Pitu – wah! wah! Incidentally, that’s what ppl who watch this movie will also be saying, “waaaah! waaaah!”

    Naren – 😀 wait until the missus makes you go watch it!

     
    • memsaab

      September 11, 2009 at 9:59 am

      “It’s not his fault he can’t read a script!”

      Um, YES IT IS!!! 🙂

       
  10. M

    September 11, 2009 at 12:00 am

    aww…come on, you paid money to see KI! You can see this! (in other words, I am too cheap to spend money on this, sorry!) 😀

    Am sure the reviews will be as entertaining as needed, so will wait!

    M

     
  11. bollyviewer

    September 11, 2009 at 1:28 am

    Heeheee – I am too chicken to watch all the chick err… action! And how come Grandpa Bear got Goldilocks, and Baby Bear got nothing?

     
  12. sachita

    September 12, 2009 at 1:17 am

    i was thinking we should change a intervention if you decide to go watch this movie too. owe you that much and more:)

     
  13. sachita

    September 12, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Correction: stage instead of change!!! i dont have any explanation to how i got them mixed up:)

     
  14. abhishek

    September 13, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    My god! my god!!

    That’s some culo!! Bella, I say. Just like the D’damas ear rings she endorses 😉

     
  15. Amrita

    September 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm

    Memsaab – hee, ok, I’ll have to give you that. But look at that baby face! Aww!

    M – we’ll always have Youtube!

    BV – it must be the “arty” touch: see, it’s one girl for every boy! Revolutionary!

    Sachita – pls bring tequila to the intervention if any! Thanks! 😀

    Abhishek – those things are way too downrent for that booty.

     
 
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