Blue: A Special Relationship

When three generations of hero – Sanjay Dutt (Grandpa Bear), Akshay Kumar (Daddy Bear) and Zayed Khan (Baby Bear) – come together in one spectacularly expensive clusterfuck (shot underwater too!), you know good times lie ahead. But how good a time wasn’t really clear until the Blue promos featuring Kylie Minogue came out.

Only in a Bollywood movie would people (including what I suppose are heterosexual men) applaud Daddy Bear swinging in to interrupt Kylie’s attempts to get, er, “chiggy wiggy”.

It’s pretty much a given Blue isn’t going to be heavy in the story department, but looking at the stills, I feel there’s definitely a tale in it. Blue: The Story of a Chilling Predator!

Chilling predator chills out under the chilly sea, craving chilly chicken

Sadly, chilly chicken shares a special bond with her grandpa 😦

But really, chilling predator will take anything he can get

Which is why this is all we ever see of Baby Bear

But chilling predator was a Boy Scout - he comes prepared. To catch a Baby Bear or play a game of squash!

NAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!!! Yeh paap hai! I only know butternut squash!