6.40 for the good stuff (although it’s Rosie Perez – it’s all good stuff)
Ma: Who were you talking to?
Me: A friend.
Ma: Which one?
Me: Beth.
Silence.
Me: What?
Ma: Is that her real name? I mean, are you sure?
Me (thinking): Uh-oh, somebody’s been reading about the dangers of online predators again.
Me: Yes, of course that’s her name. Why?
Ma: Well, what kind of name is “Depth?”
