Hello. I love British shows.
Thank you. You’ve got good taste.
Currently I’m watching ——-. I’m on episode 4 already. I can’t wait for next week!
Sorry but you will have to.
What do you mean?
Well, this season is over.
Oh, I didn’t know that. Well, then I’ll just catch up with the rest of the episodes on the net or buy the DVDs or something.
That’s just it. There are no more episodes.
You mean the entire season comprises of 4 episodes?
Huh. Well, when does the next season start?
Three years from now. Maybe.
I said: The next season will air three years from now. Maybe.
Are you serious?
Of course. Why would I joke about a thing like that? But the good news is that it might stretch to six episodes if the cast and the producers can reach an agreement.
Oh, that is good news! And why wouldn’t the cast agree to a couple of extra episodes? Look at them! They seem to be having such fun.
Ah. Well, that’s not the cast that will appear in the next season.
The one three years from now? Maybe?
Yes. It will star a completely new cast.
But it’s the same show?
Duh. Obviously it’s the same show. Same concept, same location, same production. Just another cast.
I dunno. This all sounds confusing to me. I guess I’m going to wait until it all comes out on DVD and then catch it all together.
You’ll be waiting a while, won’t you?
What do you mean?
The DVDs don’t come out for another 20 years.
But I just got the DVDs for this other British show I like.
When was it made?
Um, let me see… about 20 years – Oh.
But it’s the super nice anniversary edition. Four in a box.
Not bad for one season.
Ha ha. Don’t be silly. It’s four DVDs for four seasons.
*runs to check*
Crap. It’s one episode per DVD! And there’s no commentary or making of or anything. Wait, there’s a two-minute interview in each!
Oooh, you got the fancy version! Must have been expensive.
No – yes – well…
How much did you pay for it?
It retails for 100 pounds but it was on sale so I got it for 80.
About this British show I love…
I think I’ll wait for the watered down American version.