Just to say it loves you and misses you too. Honestly, get this chick another dress.
As you can see, it can be done – that’s actually a pretty dress although her absolute lack of confidence in wearing something where the twins aren’t having their day in the sun should be a lesson to all aspiring sexpots to spend at least a little time in front of the mirror with their clothes on. The snake is clearly over it and its handler looks worried Mallika might bite it:
Maybe it’s because her stylist has the most blah dressing sense known to bombshell-dom when it comes to other designs:
Of course, you need to be careful or else you might end up with this:
Is this some kind of top-secret red carpet meme being carried out by sniggering make-up artists?
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le embrouille blogueur
May 22, 2010 at 1:27 am
She cracks me up…. but the truth is … she is laughing all the way to the bank .. clothes or no clothes ..lol !!
pitu
May 23, 2010 at 9:40 pm
I’m sorry but this chick is just ick. What a joker she is in the last photo! *blech*
sachita
May 24, 2010 at 1:39 am
she knows exacctly what she is doing – this is where she wants to be – but our eyes?
Ramsu
May 24, 2010 at 11:06 am
Okay, I assume she wanted to go for some kind of Medusa effect in the last pic.
Think of it as progress: Last time around, people in Cannes got to choose between Mallika Sherawat in a half see-through black thing that a dominatrix rejected on account of looking too slutty, and Aishwarya Rai in some pink monstrosity.
~ramsu
ps: I gotta admit that the woman has the sort of self-promotion instinct that most politicians would give an arm and a leg for. But outside of movies like this and getting a milkshake named after her, what exactly is she doing in Hollywood?
Amrita
May 24, 2010 at 3:26 pm
Leb & Sachita – too true!
Pitu – yeah, I don’t even find her entertaining, just kind of sad, especially after that awful interview she did alongside Sanjey Leela Bhansali on KJo’s show.
Ramsu – I dont know but I giggled for five mins straight when I ran across pics of her posing (with that same exact waxen smile that she’s apparently been practicing in front of a mirror) for red carpet snaps with Salma Hayek who had WTF-why-is-she-touching-me written all over her and a very bewildered and teensy tiny Martin Scorcese. I should have posted those!