The Chatter-Slaying Gossip

31 Mar

Me: Did you hear about the whole Sandra Bullock thing?

Friend (back from vacation): No! Did something happen to her?

Me: Her husband…

Friend: Jesse James? I love Monster Garage!

Me: Yeah, well, turns out he was cheating on Sandra with this skank called Bombshell McGee who’s a tattoo model and might be a bipolar neoNazi who likes to give the Nazi salute to her Jewish kid.

Friend: O_O

Thing I Learned: There is just no place for that conversation to go. Unless it’s to a be-tattooed foursome with someone named Skittles.

Shower. Now.


Posted by on March 31, 2010 in Celebrity, News, Newsmakers


7 responses to “The Chatter-Slaying Gossip

  1. Amey

    March 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    I think you just ruined Monster Garage forever for you friend. 😉

  2. Empowerment Engineer

    March 31, 2010 at 2:37 pm

    Multiple showers needed Ams, in case the number of tattoos on his arms are anything to go by

  3. Amrita

    March 31, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    Amey – you bet 😀 I’ll never forget the look on her face!

    EE – Gross. Have you seen the swastika his GF got right above her crotch? I stopped clicking through to SBullock posts after reading the above.

  4. Sharon

    March 31, 2010 at 4:08 pm

    The whole thing is just EW. I wasn’t familiar with Jesse James before this, except as a name, but now, urgh. This is like having a Klimt at home and replacing it with someone’s crayola scribblings.

  5. pavementphilosopher

    April 1, 2010 at 12:51 am

    Nooooo! Poor Sandra Bullock, I love her 😦

    Well, every tattooed skittle just makes her look all the more classy in comparison (see what I did with the silver lining thing here?)

  6. sachita

    April 1, 2010 at 10:53 am

    I didn’t know she was married to a Jesse till I saw the oscar night interview where she went all out about this guy and within couple of days this news breaks out!

    ps: The internal alarm is never wrong, huh?(prejudice/ gut instinct):)

  7. Amrita

    April 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm

    Sharon – more like some monkey’s poop smeared on a canvas but what else can you expect from a guy who uses the internet handle: Vanilla Gorilla :mrgreen:

    PP – I guess he digs the skanky. There’s no pleasing some people apparently.

    Sachita – yeah, I was really hoping she knew something the rest of us didnt but… 😦

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