Daily Archives: March 31, 2010

The Chatter-Slaying Gossip

Me: Did you hear about the whole Sandra Bullock thing?

Friend (back from vacation): No! Did something happen to her?

Me: Her husband…

Friend: Jesse James? I love Monster Garage!

Me: Yeah, well, turns out he was cheating on Sandra with this skank called Bombshell McGee who’s a tattoo model and might be a bipolar neoNazi who likes to give the Nazi salute to her Jewish kid.

Friend: O_O

Thing I Learned: There is just no place for that conversation to go. Unless it’s to a be-tattooed foursome with someone named Skittles.

Shower. Now.


Posted by on March 31, 2010 in Celebrity, News, Newsmakers