Well, here’s a name that doesn’t crop up very often on this blog: Uday Chopra. Shortly on screens everywhere in the aptly titled Pyaar Impossible in which he costars with Priyanka Chopra. More on that later in the week. Maybe.
Now you all know how much I love insane celebrity interviews, and it seems Chopra Jr. is the uncrowned prince-in-waiting for the throne Tusshar Kapoor refuses to vacate. He does, however, offer an unique solution to those of you still enamored of New Year resolutions. Even if you’re not a freak or a rockbottom breakdown battling his way up (the only two kinds of people who ever stick to their resolutions, in case you were wondering), never fear – Chopra Jr. has a sureshot way of overcoming your failures… with the supreme power of Say So!
Say what? Like so:
“Your star sign: Capricorn – however I don’t like being a Capricorn – I would prefer to be an Scorpio – infact I decided to change my birthday from 5th Jan to 5th Nov to be a Scorpio – I just love the traits of being a Scorpio – they can be mean and have a sting – Qualities that I think are very attractive.”
See? You “Say So” and that’s the way it is. For example:
I’m 5’10”. Because I Say So. If you ever meet me, be sure to aim your eyes about six inches above where you think my head is in “reality”. We all know reality is overrated. There was this philosophical treatise called The Matrix that explained everything. You should watch.
This also explains the dent in my chin. It’s not a frustrated dimple! There’s nothing to see there at all, folks. Just move along.
As you can see, the power of Say So can be harnessed to solve just about everything – want to lose a few pounds? Just Say So and it’s true! Wish you were a few years younger (or older if you’re not old enough to drink… in which case, what are you doing reading this blog? Shoo!)? Well, we’ve all used the power of Say So in that situation, haven’t we?
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why Chopra Jr. is one of the foremost stars of Bollywood!
Hey! Wait a minute…