As mentioned earlier, I’ve been hoarding the fabulosity my Secret Filmi Santa has been sending my way, but this was simply too good for me pass up. Observe what took place on the 9th day of Christmas!
1…A 1-2-3-4! (Break dance! Break dance! Just fyi.)
2… Fab Musicians! (Yes, that’s two violins at once bishes!)
3… Perplexed Men (My Santa has good taste – Shobhana ftw!)
4… It’s almost the Wiggles (But really it’s “Styley”)
5… Minutes at the oasis (that get over too soon!)
6…The minimum number of costume changes required (conservative estimate)
7… Circles of Hell. This is on a continuous loop in one of them (Disco Shanti as Satan’s moll. But of course!)
8… Crotch thrusts per second (so homoerotic!)
9… Rupees. The total special effects budget for this song. (Bwahahaha! How much did I hate this stupid thing when it came out?)
And there you have it! Somebody’s childhood in nine videos off Youtube.