2x Woman

06 Nov


Tyra Banks and the woman with two vaginas:

Lauren Williams: “I’ve got two uteruses. Just one to each (fallopian tube), then they go down to two cervixes, and then it did go down to the two vaginas.” Williams, who was diagnosed with two vaginas when she was 25-years-old, also believes she has 2 periods.

Amrita Rajan: I’ve got one reaction. Just one sinking feeling, then it goes down to the pit of my one stomach, and then it comes back up to the back of my one throat and blows my one brain.

Some of it sounds distinctly Onion-esque but the thing that I really can’t get over though? She basically spends all her time menstruating.


Posted by on November 6, 2009 in Life


12 responses to “2x Woman

  1. memsaab

    November 6, 2009 at 3:46 pm

    I particularly love the way she is sitting in that photograph.

    Poor thing. Too many lady parts!

  2. Two-esque

    November 6, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    Does Eve Ensler know? This could all, er, trickle up to The Vagina Dialogues. 😛

  3. Kokonad

    November 6, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    Ouch, and LOL @ Two-esque!

  4. maxdavinci

    November 6, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Chaand Bhi Chaand Hote Do
    Din Mein Ek Hota Toh Ek Raat Ko
    Ah Ha
    Load Shedding Mein, Oh Ho
    Chaand Jalaathe Ah Haa
    Log Baag Bolte Kaise Hua Ye
    Um Hum Laat Padi
    Bhaang Chadi Aise Hua Re, Guru
    Ek Ek Cheez Ki Jodi Hoti Toh
    Ghar Mein Ek Biwiyon Ki Jodi Hoti Toh
    and now to that we can add………….

  5. buddy

    November 6, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    thank ye amrita for bringing to our attention little bits of awesome info we might otherwise miss

  6. complicateur

    November 7, 2009 at 2:25 am

    “spends all her time menstruating.”

    Now is that good thing because she can’t PMS? or….

    • Two-esque

      November 7, 2009 at 7:37 pm

      Of course it’s a good thing… for her significant other, that is. Coz chances are, milady won’t morph into Mahishasurmardhini come those couple days prior to crimson tide kicking in.

  7. DewdropDream

    November 7, 2009 at 3:58 pm

    Is it just me or does she remind anyone else of Mini Mathur? Firang Mini Mathur perhaps.

    HAHA @ two-esque … and thank you Amrita, for such rather interesting info 😀

  8. Deej

    November 8, 2009 at 5:30 am

    oh no. ok many questions are ricocheting in my brain but as this is a U-rated zone, I shall refrain!

  9. ramesh

    November 8, 2009 at 2:27 pm

    as the pythons would go “And now for something completely different, a woman with …”

  10. sitaji

    November 10, 2009 at 11:23 am

    I think she should marry 2 guys, with each having access to one assigned vagina/uterus. I wonder if that would be considered polygamy considering her unique anatomy?

  11. Amrita

    November 10, 2009 at 3:17 pm

    Memsaab – “too many lady parts” now there’s a sentence I bet you never thought you’d type!

    Two-esque – EWWW! 😀

    Koke – right?

    Max – I don’t even want to think about the next line :mrgreen:

    Buddy – I live to serve.

    Complicateur – probably a good thing because when she is PMSing for one, the blood loss makes her too weak to chop him into little pieces the way I would want to if I had to menstruate for 21 days a month.

    3D – hmmm, a tiny bit but Mini has a mini face, whereas this woman isn’t all that mini.

    Deej – “U-rated zone?” have you read the blog lately?

    Ramesh – lol, can you imagine the kind of stuff they would have come up with?

    Sitaji – win! Although she now has one “big vagina”. God, that second article couldn’t be more hilarious.

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