"Does it want to eat me?"
This baby noms you!
So a woman in Indonesia gave birth to a 19 lb baby. That’s 8.6 kgs to those on the metric system.
Happily, the mother had a C-section unlike this other lady from 1913 who (presumably) delivered her 19 lb infant the old fashioned way. But the New York Times says that lady was a fatty fat married to a fattier fat so… um, it didn’t matter? I don’t know what the NYT is trying to get at here – what does her weight have to do with her birthing apparatus?
Hm.
Excuse me for keeping things short, but my lady parts are trying to run away.
INDIEQUILL 
Pitu
September 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm
They should name him Ghatotkacha! Actually, you know all those asura-human hybrid babies and asura-deva hybrid babies in the Mahabharat? What was the devi/human lady’s apparatus like in terms of handling the half asura birth? Good thing it’s all fiction.. *shudder*
Amey
September 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Good thing it’s all fiction..
OR, is it? *to be read with dramatic music in background*
Pitu
September 27, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I can’t hear you, lalalallallaala *rocks back and forth*
Empowerment Engineer
September 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Amrita, delurking just to say that you are the hilariousmost blogger that I read. I so dig your sense of humor!
Gradwolf
September 25, 2009 at 1:44 am
Hehehehehe @ last line!
Oh, me and max figured out that this is the reason for all discarded tracks finding their way into Blue. Check it out, brilliance! Especially Kurukuru, a Tamil song!
memsaab
September 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
Oh. *Speechless*
Lady parts in full agreement with yours.
M
September 25, 2009 at 10:43 am
Thirding the agreement from ladyparts….
But very cute baby, and all that chub makes me just want to smoosh it into a huhe baby hug:-)
M
sachita
September 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
lol@ does it want to eat me?
I am curious to know if the lady part survived this.
Amey
September 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
19lbs baby? That’s almost 4 of my laptops taken together. I like babies, but I am now seriously afraid.
Pitu
September 26, 2009 at 11:48 am
What have you got to be afraid of, you boy, you!
desigirl
September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm
lol at yr last line!
and poor ickle baby. not his fault his parents are fatty fat!
dipali
September 26, 2009 at 12:14 am
Absolutely terrifying, this:(
DewdropDream
September 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Amey stole my line about the fiction bit. Tch tch.
Amey, you’ve got four laptops?!
This baby scared the bejeesus outta me, and I thought there was no more of me left to scare when it came to the babies and motherhood bit. Eeeekkk!!!
Amrita
September 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
When it terrifies even boy-parts, you know that’s one humongous baby
Adithya – my GOD! I have no idea how that soundtrack even plays into a Vince Vaughn movie of all things. And why does Couples Retreat look like Land of the Lost Rejects?
mallory
February 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm
this storie is very tru bc the ll baby on the left is my neice bella