This baby noms you!
So a woman in Indonesia gave birth to a 19 lb baby. That’s 8.6 kgs to those on the metric system.
Happily, the mother had a C-section unlike this other lady from 1913 who (presumably) delivered her 19 lb infant the old fashioned way. But the New York Times says that lady was a fatty fat married to a fattier fat so… um, it didn’t matter? I don’t know what the NYT is trying to get at here – what does her weight have to do with her birthing apparatus?
Excuse me for keeping things short, but my lady parts are trying to run away.