This baby noms you!
So a woman in Indonesia gave birth to a 19 lb baby. That’s 8.6 kgs to those on the metric system.
Happily, the mother had a C-section unlike this other lady from 1913 who (presumably) delivered her 19 lb infant the old fashioned way. But the New York Times says that lady was a fatty fat married to a fattier fat so… um, it didn’t matter? I don’t know what the NYT is trying to get at here – what does her weight have to do with her birthing apparatus?
Excuse me for keeping things short, but my lady parts are trying to run away.
September 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm
They should name him Ghatotkacha! Actually, you know all those asura-human hybrid babies and asura-deva hybrid babies in the Mahabharat? What was the devi/human lady’s apparatus like in terms of handling the half asura birth? Good thing it’s all fiction.. *shudder*
September 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Good thing it’s all fiction..
OR, is it? *to be read with dramatic music in background*
September 27, 2009 at 8:29 pm
I can’t hear you, lalalallallaala *rocks back and forth*
September 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Amrita, delurking just to say that you are the hilariousmost blogger that I read. I so dig your sense of humor!
September 25, 2009 at 1:44 am
Hehehehehe @ last line!
Oh, me and max figured out that this is the reason for all discarded tracks finding their way into Blue. Check it out, brilliance! Especially Kurukuru, a Tamil song!
September 25, 2009 at 10:12 am
Lady parts in full agreement with yours.
September 25, 2009 at 10:43 am
Thirding the agreement from ladyparts….
But very cute baby, and all that chub makes me just want to smoosh it into a huhe baby hug:-)
September 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm
lol@ does it want to eat me?
I am curious to know if the lady part survived this.
September 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm
19lbs baby? That’s almost 4 of my laptops taken together. I like babies, but I am now seriously afraid.
September 26, 2009 at 11:48 am
What have you got to be afraid of, you boy, you!
September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm
lol at yr last line!
and poor ickle baby. not his fault his parents are fatty fat!
September 26, 2009 at 12:14 am
Absolutely terrifying, this:(
September 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm
Amey stole my line about the fiction bit. Tch tch.
Amey, you’ve got four laptops?!
This baby scared the bejeesus outta me, and I thought there was no more of me left to scare when it came to the babies and motherhood bit. Eeeekkk!!!
September 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm
When it terrifies even boy-parts, you know that’s one humongous baby
Adithya – my GOD! I have no idea how that soundtrack even plays into a Vince Vaughn movie of all things. And why does Couples Retreat look like Land of the Lost Rejects?
February 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm
this storie is very tru bc the ll baby on the left is my neice bella