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You Don’t Nom This Baby

24 Sep
"Does it want to eat me?"

"Does it want to eat me?"

This baby noms you!

So a woman in Indonesia gave birth to a 19 lb baby. That’s 8.6 kgs to those on the metric system.

Happily, the mother had a C-section unlike this other lady from 1913 who (presumably) delivered her 19 lb infant the old fashioned way. But the New York Times says that lady was a fatty fat married to a fattier fat so… um, it didn’t matter? I don’t know what the NYT is trying to get at here – what does her weight have to do with her birthing apparatus?

Hm.

Excuse me for keeping things short, but my lady parts are trying to run away.

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15 Comments

Posted by on September 24, 2009 in Life, News, Newsmakers

 

15 responses to “You Don’t Nom This Baby

  1. Pitu

    September 24, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    They should name him Ghatotkacha! Actually, you know all those asura-human hybrid babies and asura-deva hybrid babies in the Mahabharat? What was the devi/human lady’s apparatus like in terms of handling the half asura birth? Good thing it’s all fiction.. *shudder*

     
    • Amey

      September 26, 2009 at 4:15 pm

      Good thing it’s all fiction..

      OR, is it? *to be read with dramatic music in background*

       
      • Pitu

        September 27, 2009 at 8:29 pm

        I can’t hear you, lalalallallaala *rocks back and forth*

         
  2. Empowerment Engineer

    September 24, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    Amrita, delurking just to say that you are the hilariousmost blogger that I read. I so dig your sense of humor!

     
  3. Gradwolf

    September 25, 2009 at 1:44 am

    Hehehehehe @ last line!

    Oh, me and max figured out that this is the reason for all discarded tracks finding their way into Blue. Check it out, brilliance! Especially Kurukuru, a Tamil song!

     
  4. memsaab

    September 25, 2009 at 10:12 am

    Oh. *Speechless*

    Lady parts in full agreement with yours.

     
  5. M

    September 25, 2009 at 10:43 am

    Thirding the agreement from ladyparts….

    But very cute baby, and all that chub makes me just want to smoosh it into a huhe baby hug:-)

    M

     
  6. sachita

    September 25, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    lol@ does it want to eat me?

    I am curious to know if the lady part survived this.

     
  7. Amey

    September 25, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    19lbs baby? That’s almost 4 of my laptops taken together. I like babies, but I am now seriously afraid.

     
    • Pitu

      September 26, 2009 at 11:48 am

      What have you got to be afraid of, you boy, you!

       
  8. desigirl

    September 25, 2009 at 3:51 pm

    lol at yr last line!

    and poor ickle baby. not his fault his parents are fatty fat!

     
  9. dipali

    September 26, 2009 at 12:14 am

    Absolutely terrifying, this:(

     
  10. DewdropDream

    September 26, 2009 at 8:59 pm

    Amey stole my line about the fiction bit. Tch tch.

    Amey, you’ve got four laptops?!

    This baby scared the bejeesus outta me, and I thought there was no more of me left to scare when it came to the babies and motherhood bit. Eeeekkk!!!

     
  11. Amrita

    September 27, 2009 at 2:11 pm

    When it terrifies even boy-parts, you know that’s one humongous baby :mrgreen:

    Adithya – my GOD! I have no idea how that soundtrack even plays into a Vince Vaughn movie of all things. And why does Couples Retreat look like Land of the Lost Rejects?

     
  12. mallory

    February 5, 2010 at 3:59 pm

    this storie is very tru bc the ll baby on the left is my neice bella

     
 
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