What kind of crazy weather is it when the husband is sweating out his armpits and the wife is huddled up in a sweater? Either Katie Holmes needs to eat a few more meals to get a comforting coat of blubber insulation or Tom Cruise needs to invest in a better quality of antiperspirant.
Of course, they could just be suffering from a case of The Marrieds: a condition in which a man and a woman can never co-exist in the same weather conditions, even if they’re stuck in the same room or the same bed, because it’s a violation of the sanctity of marriage.
Think I’m imagining things? Look at Cameron Diaz – she’s clearly in the same climate zone as Tom. Why? Because she’s not married to him. The rules don’t apply.
When Ram and Sita were stuck in the jungle, I bet Sita was huddled under a ton of moss blankets and refusing to let a sweaty Ram poke a hole in lieu of a window in the hut because the nights were “so cold”. He probably wanted to make a nice blanket for her out of the golden deer so she’d at least let him get some damn air at night.
What is it with married people?