When Love Goes Bad

17 Apr
Gross! So that's what the back of a facelift looks like!

Gross! So that's what the back of a facelift looks like!

When a movie is called Kambakkt Ishq (please to be noting the spellingz!) and the producers have shelled out mucho moolah on roping in Sylvester Stallone and Denise Richards (because, uh, the 80s are here again?) to provide support to Akshay Kumar and Kareena Kapoor, you know what’s coming –

I'm telling you for the last time! That is not chicken tangdi kabab!

Akshay gets a little excited when Kareena refuses to answer, "Boxers or briefs?"

That’s right. An all-access pass to Tripsville, coming your way this May 29.

Can you hear me now?

Can you hear me now?

Why do you think I'm on the run?

You think I run like this for Twinkle, baby?

And if Rocky, a former Bond girl, an International Khiladi and Babita’s Baby Bebo weren’t enough, you’ll also get the Lesser Arora:

I don't really want to wash this Nano but I'm sleepwalking right now

I don't really want to wash this Nano but I'm sleepwalking right now and can't be held accountable for my actions.

[Pic source]


Posted by on April 17, 2009 in Entertainment, Movies, News


20 responses to “When Love Goes Bad

  1. memsaab

    April 17, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    The Lesser Arora!!!!!

    *falls off chair laughing*

  2. maxdavinci

    April 17, 2009 at 4:13 pm

    From the pic I’m kinda guessing that rockyji is beboji’s bada-bhaiya-jaisa/good-neighbor types with deniseji mad about him or vice versa.
    Akkiji tries to woo beboji with nayi-dulhan-aroraji on his heels!

    All we have to do is wait for the movie to release and find if I was right.

    PS: deniseji looks olddddddddddddddd

  3. DewdropDream

    April 17, 2009 at 4:31 pm

    hahahahahahah!!! Hilarious captions as usual!!!

  4. sachita

    April 17, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    aiyyo wat it is to be done to stop Kareena Kapoor from appearing further anywhere, please to form a task force and do the needful asap.

    Thanking you very much.

    I hope this atleast turns out to be so bad that it is good kind of movie.

    • sraboneyghose

      April 17, 2009 at 11:12 pm

      I agree with you…Kareena should be banned from films…Anyway, she appears more on Page 3 these days than in movies…

  5. Kokonad

    April 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm

    Oooh, my blogger profile asks – “Boxers or briefs?” My answer is POST-ITS! 😀

  6. bollywooddeewana

    April 17, 2009 at 9:28 pm

    I’m prepared to see this movie and all its possible trashness it might have to offer, i really can’t wait. I’ll be sure to leave my brain at home and just enjoy the movie for whatever it will be…LOL

  7. desigirl

    April 18, 2009 at 9:48 am

    is this our answer to friday the 13th? instead of jason, we got 2 bollywood types and 2 hollywood-ians? sheesh. turkey feast ahoy!

    and lol at kok!

  8. Amey

    April 18, 2009 at 12:02 pm

    You think I run like this for Twinkle, baby?

    What do you think he is running from?

    And a car wash scene in a movie starring Denise Richards? Hmm… interesting…

  9. Ramsu

    April 19, 2009 at 1:51 am

    Nice! Can’t wait to watch the movie.

    Talaash, Bewafaa, Tashan… I guess the lobotomized ass making this movie decided he needed reinforcements and called in Rambo. I see these guys go ga-ga over him and my mind dredges up memories of “Patrick Sir” in Bollywood Calling.

    All they need now is for Stallone and Akshay to do a rap number together to play over the end credits.


    ps: I wonder what it would be like to make The Lesser Arora (nice turn of phrase, btw) a Bond girl. If the filmmakers want to take the franchise into a “new direction” (they say that before every Bond movie, I think), they can have 007 kill her himself.

  10. axy

    April 19, 2009 at 9:21 pm

    lux like its gona b another lets put a bunch of gud lukin ppl together n put the wmen in micro mini clothing n the men in tight somethin or other…ohh and add some of my fantasy hollywood ppl – read denise richards frm wild things, and sly well dont need to xplain eye of the tiger now….kinda movie a la tashan, but u knw it just mite work cos dhoom2 was ‘like’ the same

  11. meena

    April 19, 2009 at 10:12 pm

    Lesser Arora ha ha ha..from the greater Amrita

  12. Rahul Sharma

    April 20, 2009 at 4:56 am

    Once again, Amrita at her BEST!

    P.S. Spellingz pleassly notinged.

  13. M

    April 20, 2009 at 10:36 am

    LOL at Lesser Arora! Is it a contract that the “best friends” have to appear in movies together?


  14. Gradwolf

    April 20, 2009 at 11:46 am

    There is more 😀

  15. Kokonad

    April 20, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    Whoa! The lesser Arora plays a surgeon AND a lingerie model? :O *AND* ?
    Yes, because life is just THAT good.

  16. Amey

    April 20, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    Err… why does a surgeon “has to look ravishing”? Don’t they wear face masks, caps, gloves and lab-coats (i.e. cover every single inch of their skin and hair). So don’t they basically look carbon copies with color copier?

    If not, where do I sign up for a surgery?

  17. rayshma

    April 20, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    they’re making “lesser arora” wash cars when they have denise richards… hai hai… kya din aa gaye hain!
    btw… couldn’t help wonder if lesser arora came as a package deal with besht frand bebo-ji?!
    *shudders at the thought… *

  18. Amrita

    April 21, 2009 at 3:18 pm

    Oh, wow, that link was priceless. 😀 I’d enjoy it a lot more though if I wasn’t sure this was her attempt at ruining a classic moment from Cool Hand Luke. Sigh.

  19. Mamma Mia Me A Mamma

    April 24, 2009 at 8:03 am

    Oh God save us all!

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