"Look into my eyes. Look deep into my eyes. You will NOT look at my forehead. You're looking. You're looking! Stop it! Stop it!!
This week on “When Bad Chemicals Happen to Hot People”, we have Jonathan Rhys Meyers.
"Okay, fine, look at my smile instead. Do not look at my skin crack. It does not pain me at all. I said look at my smile dammit! What do you mean I've something stuck in there? Oh. Heh heh. Ow."
Here’s what makes him look this way:
"That's right, I play Henry the Slut... uh, the Eighth, I mean. "
PS: As a symbol of my love for you (and to make up for the brief, unannounced hiatus-due-to-laziness), here’s a little something for you:
"Explain this to your boss, baby!"