Varun Gandhi: Hindu He-Man

20 Mar
My rose is deadlier than your sword

By the power of gladioli... I have the power!

“Whenever a hand rises against Hindus,” said Varun Gandhi, proud BJP candidate from mother Maneka Gandhi’s constituency (yes, some people will seriously vote anybody into office) of Pilibhit, “Varun Gandhi shall cut it off!”

Evildoers everywhere heard him speak and died laughing got real scared!

And then they realized his name is Varun Gandhi. So first he’ll tell Mummy all about it, then he’ll think really hard about it for a whole minute, cry, write about it in his private top secret diary (Do Not Read!), eat six of his favorite chocolate cupcakes, text his best friend, sigh, go out… and hire an army to do it, Gandhi-style. He’s got a family tradition to keep up after all.

You know what this means? Yellow yellow, lovely fellow!

Vajpayee Uncle says: Yeh lo yellow, lovely fellow!


Posted by on March 20, 2009 in News, Politics


16 responses to “Varun Gandhi: Hindu He-Man

  1. M

    March 20, 2009 at 11:22 pm

    tch tch..guess mommy’s message of doing no harm to dumb animals didn’t quite sink in!

    In profile, he looks rather startlingly like dad….hmm.
    Isn’t his “bhaiyya” running as well this time? So battle of the Gandhis? Should be interesting!


  2. BVN

    March 21, 2009 at 4:41 am

    “write about it in his private top secret diary (Do Not Read!), eat six of his favorite chocolate cupcakes” – LOL!!

    Going by his looks oh yeah! 🙂

  3. Mom Gone Mad

    March 21, 2009 at 7:26 am

    ROTFL!!! Yeh Lo Yellow???:-) Your captions are priceless!

    Hey, will get back to you soon about the umm.. you know;-)

    (Keeling in shock that she is actually capable of (veiled) propriety)

  4. memsaab

    March 21, 2009 at 10:35 am

    You are hilarious 😀

  5. mystic margarita

    March 21, 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Best take on the Varun Gandhi fiasco! Lol! 🙂

  6. A Cynic in Wonderland

    March 22, 2009 at 1:33 am

    he didnt listen to his mamma i think.

  7. naren

    March 22, 2009 at 11:59 am

    Rolled on the floor with laughter! Genealogy before merit, as always.

  8. shweta

    March 23, 2009 at 1:57 pm

    He should just give up, and join the leagues of Delhi models- if he is too short for the ramp, do the print modelling bit, and bad soap operas- plenty of wk there.

  9. pitu

    March 24, 2009 at 2:36 am

    I worship the ground his mom walks on so I am going to pretend he is adopted. Yes! Maneka ji (kisses!) found him in a mela….

  10. Amrita

    March 24, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    M – bleh, they’re all pudding faced and boring.

    BVN, Memsaab, MysticM, Cynic – 🙂

    MGM – oh goodie, waiting to see what you think 😀

    Naren – ALWAYS! 😦

    Shweta – AHAHAHAAH!! They’d maul him to death.

    Pitu – you’ve clearly never lived in the same city as her: uber annoying. But yeah, she’s the only person I’ve ever heard in politics who gives a shit about any kind of animal ever, so points for that.

  11. M

    March 24, 2009 at 2:14 pm

    And you didn’t need to live in the same city as dear mom to find her annoying….same timezone was enough 🙂 (Not referring to her SPCA activities…just her politics)

  12. harini calamur

    March 24, 2009 at 11:45 pm

    i can see him having a future in a bad ekta kapoor mytho — haat kaat doonga ….matashree agya dee jiye types…

    i said this elsewhere – the only non dynasty party in India has gone and adopted the family idiot from some other dynasty 🙂 it speaks volumes for triumph of idiocy over intellect….

  13. Kanwar Bharat Singh

    March 25, 2009 at 4:40 am

    A shame on developed all Shemals who has contradicted from under the umberella of religin, a great speach with authentication of Hindu, after many Shahids so called dead “Tamra Patras” holders, not like the tantriks who are lying in beds of roses daily in many of Ghats in New Delhi. At least some in person has guts to repeat the words openly on his own land.

    Areeee this is Hindustan and only Hindustan the oldest and calm culture still prevails in nerves, why other barking religins who has risen from after thefing our treaure only hundereds of years back that to took birth from our milk are shouting. A real He_Man alone in the race of hizeras is sprouting let him shoot up and the same tree will support you all, as his father once forced Buldozers on all wolfs, after a long time of slavery blood is warming upand the waves of all past are still persisting ….a more Ashoka the Great will materialize an Hindus fantcy…after the real blood shead of all casts and creeds who have opened their red fluid witchy mouths from long the time of Salucus who invaded us when there were only fistfull of religions and you know the result out from the son of Chandagupt Mourya.

    A Mister or Miss this is the land of Shri Shiva, Shri Rama, Shri Krishna, Shri Budha you have no authority to intervine our and our own religious thoughts let us be SHRI.

    Other wise time is not far a more blood shead you will face here on this the same soil or in your home………..this time even tail of yours will be no longer remain on this globe…….you are finding your living spaces….dwellings in space that will be the last desiny for you and your generations to come……

    This garden will be again with only SHRI OR SHRIMATI

    • Romoe

      April 2, 2009 at 9:59 am

      WTF..? You alright brother? Its ok i blame your genes not you. You tc now, ok don’t stress that brain too much,after all not everyone has it.

  14. Amrita

    March 26, 2009 at 1:44 pm

    M – right on!

    Harini – “Hamare paas (bhi) Gandhi hai” 😀 lolz

    KBS – umm. ok.

  15. sachita

    April 9, 2009 at 2:24 am

    @Harini above, I always thought it was a family of idiots. no?

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