Aamir & the Aunties

19 Mar
Now I see why Kiran was so happy to attend.

Now I see why Kiran was so happy to attend.

A “Rolex Concert” sounds like a posh time, until you reach the venue and realize the company obviously invited their customers… senior-citizen-palooza!

Auntie-in-blue is all hot and bothered. Chikna Aamir > Apna Uncle.

Glug! Tweetie Auntie is all hot and bothered. Chikna Aamir > Apna Uncle.

"Seriously, you don't want my wife to cut your hair."

"MiLte hain guL yahan. MiLke bichCHadne ko."

"Heh heh heh. You're my favorite auntie. Heh heh heh."

"What do you mean, there's something fishy about the way I'm holding my jacket? Heh heh heh."

"So, Aamir, why don't you ever smile like that at all the other aunties?"

"Ok, then why don't you ever smile like that at all the other aunties?"

And then Bindu leaned over, pinched his cheek and called him a naughty boy. After which Aamir couldn’t put his jacket down until he got home.

[ Pics from BH via Payal@HHC]


Posted by on March 19, 2009 in Celebrity


16 responses to “Aamir & the Aunties

  1. M

    March 19, 2009 at 3:44 pm

    LOL on the last one….who’s the lady bowing to Kiran in the first pic? Whoever she is, she has nice hair!

    M (of obvious high-brow taste!)

  2. pitu

    March 19, 2009 at 3:56 pm

    Ewwwww hahhaa. Now I am imagining Bindu cavorting around Aamir singing “Taa raa ruru taa raa tara ruru tara… mera naam hai…. Shabnam.. pyar se log mujhe Shabbo kehte hain, tumhara naam kya haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?” LOL.

  3. shweta

    March 19, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    What Pitu said!

  4. bollyviewer

    March 19, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    Poor Aamir! But what’s to be done? He wont go to award ceremonies – so there’s nothing but Aunties for him! And whats with this jeans and fancy blazer fashion? Its like the top half is formal and the bottom half is informal! Lots of other male stars have been sporting the same look.

  5. naren

    March 19, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    LOL at the last line! And the caption to the last pic! I’ve been to one or two of these events. The intensity with which the well heeled push to get their free drinks is touching. Almost as if they wish to break even on the Rolex cost. Can’t be done, of course. You’d need to drink up some 15 full bottles of Johnnie Walker Black Labels to recover the cost of one of their gold and diamond monstrosities, a tough call even for jobless socialites.

  6. apu

    March 20, 2009 at 12:22 am

    eww.. has anyone ever told you that you have a dirty mind? yes? I mean, a really dirty one?

  7. Solilo

    March 20, 2009 at 5:05 am

    Ha..ha..ha.. this was hilarious. Kiran Rao’s curls remind me of Shirley Temple.

  8. DewdropDream

    March 20, 2009 at 5:49 am

    HAHA!!! Third pic… woman shaking hands with Aamir is all simpering and Kiran is smiling (grimacing?) at someone else, apparently. But it looks like she is keeping a watch outta the corner of her eyes and going ‘Watch it biyatch!’

  9. sachita

    March 20, 2009 at 12:43 pm

    Apart from Bindu, I like that the man is focussed.

  10. terri

    March 20, 2009 at 12:49 pm

    Love must be blind, because I don’t know what he sees in KKKKKKiran.

  11. memsaab

    March 20, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Hey at least two of those aunties are probably younger than me!


  12. Amrita

    March 20, 2009 at 2:02 pm

    M – I have no clue who any of these people are or why they’re all there. The only peeps I recognized were Shobhaa De and Bindu and it’s one heck of an odd party when Bindu, Shobhaa De and Aamir Khan are your celeb guests.

    Pitu & Shweta – OMG, humare khayal kitne milte julte hain! That was the song that immediately popped into my head but I couldn’t figure out a way to work “Mera naam hai Shabnam” into the captions 😦

    BV – but that jacket is velvet!!! Just when Aamir learned how to wear his pants properly (seriously, I have to do a post one day about him wearing his pants under his armpits for most of his career), he has to go put on the velvet. Yeesh.

    Naren – ha, you sound like you’ve given it a good try. I want some too!

    Apu – me? NEVER! :mrgreen:

    Solilo – Except Shirley was cute, that is!

    DDD – And Aamir knows it! Kiran apparently knows the cheater code: once a cheater, always a cheater.

    Sachita – ahem, on what is the question 😀

    Terri – he likes the fug when it comes to his women, I’ve noticed. The first was also a bit of a frump. I guess he sees the inner beauty.

    Memsaab – aww, don’t worry, auntie-ness isn’t about age, its a state of mind. Nobody in their right mind would call Shabana Azmi or Hema Malini an auntie in anything but the straightest sense possible, and they’re both ages older than you.

  13. Orange Jammies

    March 20, 2009 at 2:19 pm

    I was there. Growling at everything Bollywood. And now I’m growling at the auntyness insinuation. G.r.o.w.l.

  14. sachita

    March 20, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Have you guys seen the photo the rumoured affaired one? Kiran and Reena will look like Miss. universe compared to her.

    If only some one can sponsor me, I can research on this topic and solve all such mysteries.

  15. DewdropDream

    March 20, 2009 at 7:18 pm

    And now I’m wondering why people don’t like Kiran… sure she wears those beeeeeeeeeeeeg soda glasses and has a very quirly dressing sense… but she doesn’t look bad as such. Or does she? TELL ME!!!

  16. pitu

    March 20, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    D2 : She is pretty danged awful :p

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