Was Jennifer Lopez an amphibian of some kind in her past life? Or a Venus fly trap? Is she waiting for a tasty little snack to come zooming into her orbit?
If you have nothing better to do for five minutes or so, slick on some glossy lipstick (you too, gentlemen! Live dangerously, yeah?) and try pulling that face in your bathroom mirror. Remember to clench jaw, narrow eyes and stick out lower lip.
Best cheap entertainment evah!
PS – Am I the only one that suspects that somewhere in the temples of South India, there lives a sad pachyderm missing its headgear? Just look at that champagne dress. Thief! Render unto elephant things which are elephant’s.