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Fly Girl Indeed

21 Jan

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Was Jennifer Lopez an amphibian of some kind in her past life? Or a Venus fly trap? Is she waiting for a tasty little snack to come zooming into her orbit?

If you have nothing better to do for five minutes or so, slick on some glossy lipstick (you too, gentlemen! Live dangerously, yeah?) and try pulling that face in your bathroom mirror. Remember to clench jaw, narrow eyes and stick out lower lip.

Best cheap entertainment evah!

PS – Am I the only one that suspects that somewhere in the temples of South India, there lives a sad pachyderm missing its headgear? Just look at that champagne dress. Thief! Render unto elephant things which are elephant’s.

Pic Source: One, Two

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12 Comments

Posted by on January 21, 2009 in Celebrity

 

12 responses to “Fly Girl Indeed

  1. M

    January 21, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    heh..sad elephants…somehow elephant jewellery seems popular – have you seen this? http://www.highheelconfidential.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/kiron-kher-singh-is-kinng-success-bash-12.jpg ?

    M

     
  2. Overated Outcast

    January 21, 2009 at 6:34 pm

    OMG!! It’s alive …. it’s alive!!!!

     
  3. complicateur

    January 21, 2009 at 6:45 pm

    Wonder if JLo will bring her poram to the thrissur pooram?

     
  4. ana

    January 21, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    Oh that bow’s on the wrong way, but then it would have been wings.

    I’ve got to go find some Audrey Hepburn pics to make up for this travesty!

     
  5. Amey

    January 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    I just realized this: bow ties are notoriously hard to maintain, and always ready to unravel. Is her dress going to…??? :O

    Or is JLo taking the cheap way out by using a pre-tied bow tie?

     
  6. sachita

    January 22, 2009 at 3:20 am

    Before i could go ahead and laugh at this dress, you need to tell me how is it different from the rest of the laughable dresses passing off as fashion:)

     
  7. bollyviewer

    January 22, 2009 at 3:56 am

    Come on… Indians dont use elephants any more, so why grudge poor JLo her elephant headgear. Besides, if the said elephant is sad at his loss then just show him this pic. The entertainment value of the pic and your comments should be ample compensation!

     
  8. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!?

    January 22, 2009 at 5:26 am

    No, not elephant head-gear, more like a wicked magic mushroom stolen from a giants garden!

     
  9. DewdropDream

    January 22, 2009 at 6:10 am

    hee hee!! 😀

    Please do a write-up on Changeling? Pretty please? I’m offering you dark chocolate for this 😀

     
  10. girlonthebridge

    January 22, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Tsk Tsk Amrita…two posts in a row that have hurt me so. OK so J Lo is having marital problems. And that “robot” from Atlanta said on the finale that she went through a tough time because she thought she had cancer (later found out she didn’t). But it’s tough thinking you do ok? Can do all sorts of things to your face.

     
  11. Amrita

    January 26, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    M – I can forgive Kiron Kher anything. I don’t know why. It’s a sickness I think. But I look at her wearing these amazing colors and bold jewelry and she’s just so awesome, I think it all fits. Sigh.

    OO – and its having an orgasm.

    Complicateur – hee, she’d cause a stampede.

    Ana / Amey – Oh great, thanks! now I keep thinking it’s a giant menstrual pad.

    Sachita – well, um, er…. have to get back to you on that one. 😳

    BV – awww, what did elephants ever do to deserve that kinda truama? You lot on the other hand…

    Mamma – are you trying to say something about her, um, intake? 😀

    DDD – all right 🙂 later this week I think.

    Girl otB – Lol, cancer is it? Well, I suppose Joe Francis has been called worse things.

     
  12. Amey

    January 27, 2009 at 12:39 pm

    And… now I keep thinking, Ewwwwwwwwww…..

     
 
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