This is an Actual Person

19 Jan


Or else she’s some kind of advanced (?) robot built in Atlanta. A robot who is luring me to watch her terrible show about “southern belles”.

I believe Scarlett O’Hara expressed my sentiments exactly when she was asked about this new breed of ‘Hotlanta’ (hey, Tyra Banks said it!) royalty: “Nahiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin!Yeh paap hai!”

I won’t let you get me, Bravo! I’m on to you!


Posted by on January 19, 2009 in Celebrity, Television


17 responses to “This is an Actual Person

  1. Beth

    January 19, 2009 at 4:50 pm

    OMG, I watched an episode of the Orange County one and had no idea humanity had sunk so low as to 1) be like that, 2) document it, 3) package it, 4) air it, and 5) consume it. I hang my head in shame for having participated in any way.

  2. Amey

    January 19, 2009 at 5:10 pm

    Err… I thought the first photograph was Katrina Kaif’s ugly twin or something.

  3. memsaab

    January 19, 2009 at 5:16 pm

    This is EXACTLY why I stopped paying for cable.

  4. M

    January 19, 2009 at 6:42 pm

    Huh. My first thought was that Brooke Shields dyed her hair! I think you’re going way, way too far in your quest to see things so we needn’t! 😀


  5. Beth

    January 19, 2009 at 7:30 pm

    It DOES look like Katrina Kaif! Brilliant catch, Amey.

  6. ana

    January 19, 2009 at 7:42 pm

    The frightening thing for some about watching five minutes of The Real Housewives of anywhere, is that it sucks you right in. A friend of mine watches the Orange County housewives, and I ended up asking him what happened after all between Ryan and Gretchen.


  7. wordjunkie

    January 19, 2009 at 11:41 pm

    More like Katrina Kaif’s brother…

    That should turn the ‘Housewives of Atlanta’ over on its head!!

  8. Banno

    January 20, 2009 at 1:10 am

    Like a horrible, plastic doll version of Katrina that hasn’t come out quite right from the machine that made it.

  9. Mamma Mia! Me a Mamma?!?

    January 20, 2009 at 1:15 am

    Do these women even have a point?

  10. A Cynic in Wonderland

    January 20, 2009 at 4:54 am

    …it also looks like arnie baby. ok i read the comments and now she is looking like a hybrid between arnie and katrina . .out..OUT damned image!

  11. DewdropDream

    January 20, 2009 at 6:25 am

    Yeah I thought the same as Amey. That does it … TV is not for me. I will read for information but won’t watch TV. ‘sides, your comments and captions make it worth reading 😀 So much more fun! 😀

  12. Amey

    January 20, 2009 at 10:19 am

    @Beth et al: Show this photo to Katrina and I bet she goes off any kind of cosmetics/surgery for life. 😉

  13. sachita

    January 20, 2009 at 3:33 pm

    That is human-sized evil barbie doll.
    I will take our escapist cinema to this reality drama anyday.
    May I take this opportunity also to thank you for the horror(like the above picture) you have to go through to give us couple of laughs.

  14. Amrita

    January 20, 2009 at 3:45 pm

    AHAHAHAH… omigod, the Katrina resemblance is killing me. I didn’t even see that… in spite of thinking how doll-like she is. Now I won’t be able to watch another Katrina movie without thinking about this pic.

    God, you guys crack me up.

  15. Amey

    January 21, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    God, you guys crack me up.

    Thank you, thank ye, thank yay… We will be at out blogs. Please don’t forget to leave comments 😉

  16. desigirl

    January 24, 2009 at 7:07 am

    she ain’t real – she’s a mutant.

  17. pitu

    January 24, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    No wonder their budhaoo husbands dump em for younger, curvier, ‘human-er’ versions :-p

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