Jennifer Aniston: “Woof!”

11 Dec


Oy. Jennifer Aniston has a movie coming out this Christmas. Co-starring Owen Wilson, Marley and Me is about a couple and their dog, and she’s been on a major promotional tour for it.

But did she really have to pose for GQ in that particular pose? Like she was begging for scraps at the table? Especially when the Brangeloonie-fueled anti-Aniston crowd has been calling her a dog for years?

Just look at it! The cover asks: “Is it just us or is Jennifer Aniston getting hotter?”

Oh sure, she used to be a dog, but now she’s taken her clothes off, you hardly even notice it.

Sigh. Provocative – ur doin’ it wrong.

I don’t know who designed this cover but I know two things about them:

1. They could talk an Eskimo into buying a refrigerator.
2. They really, really hate Jennifer Aniston.



Posted by on December 11, 2008 in Celebrity


25 responses to “Jennifer Aniston: “Woof!”

  1. Mamma Mia! Me A Mamma?!?

    December 11, 2008 at 2:59 pm

    Oh, this is sad. This is just so, soooooooo sad.

    P.S. Loved the book!

  2. rads

    December 11, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    ouch, if you put it that way. leaving the whole doggy angle out, she is hot!!

  3. Broom

    December 11, 2008 at 4:09 pm

    omg she does look like a dog. i saw this earlier and didn’t notice the doggy-resemblance.

  4. M

    December 11, 2008 at 4:39 pm

    oh blech…and NSFW as well….have never been a fan or hers, not that I care all that much for the Jolie either…but no, she doesn’t look hot, she looks like she had a boob job!


  5. ravi nair

    December 11, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    How many of you know that she’s had extensive plastic surgery done on her face? Look at her old movies, she looks totally different :-).

  6. Mom Gone Mad

    December 11, 2008 at 5:06 pm

    (shields eyes and groans!)

    I tell ya, this 40-year crisis is going to haunt her dreams!

    Is she hotter? Sure – if you can call it that when you require an extra hour of airbrushing before sending to print.

    And fat lot that helped – poor Jen:-( I can practiclly see Angelina in her rocking chair, cackling away like Cruella De Vil.

  7. shweta

    December 11, 2008 at 8:20 pm

    Wow look how far excercise, airbrushing, botox & surgery can take ppl. Seriously, she has to gain some dignity- poor woman.

  8. ravi nair

    December 11, 2008 at 9:56 pm

    With the country now riveted with the Illinois Governor and his corruption scandal-no one in teh US has paid any attention to this.

    Plus the economy has ruined it for a lot of people here-sad n pathetic state of affairs.

  9. guessworker

    December 11, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    I would love to see her in a saari.

  10. terri

    December 11, 2008 at 11:57 pm

    She doesn’t look hot, she looks cheap. Marley would’ve looked better on the cover.

  11. apu

    December 12, 2008 at 12:57 am

    unbelievable…i wonder she didn’t find it degrading. and her body looks strange somehow – perhaps it’s the unnatural pose.

  12. sachita

    December 12, 2008 at 2:33 am

    The question is, does everybody wait till they get home to read blogs?
    Also, having seen break up, I am starting to suspect except for her face nothing else is Jennifer anniston.

  13. A Cynic in Wonderland

    December 12, 2008 at 6:49 am

    ..heheh.. now that you mention the resemblence to the dog….

  14. ravi nair

    December 12, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    If any of you people come to the South Florida Area (Miami/West Palm Beach) look me up. I’ll be glad to give you a tour.

    This place is chock full of pretty/handsome folks and need I say anything about South Beach or any beach near my home :-).

    Plastic surgeons do amazingly well!

  15. Amey

    December 12, 2008 at 1:31 pm

    Except the unfortunate droopy-ears hands position, she is hot.

  16. Jack

    December 13, 2008 at 8:27 am

    This photo makes Aniston is about as good homely strete prostitute. Why? Becasue it’s a cheap attempt at gaining attention (i.e. the prostitute part) and the homely part is … well, she is rather ugly. I don’t know why she thinks we all want to keep looking at her.

  17. RajaSen

    December 13, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    aw, and I thought the post-subject was so in reference to her almost visible puppies 😛

    but yeah, hard to imagine how GQ could screw up a cover with a naked chick in a necktie. I mean, that’s classic, that. Dogs.

  18. Amrita

    December 15, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    Mamma – I haven’t read the book and I won’t watch the movie coz… tres depressing! I can just see myself weeping my way through it.

    Rads, Apu, Amey – she’s actually much hotter in real life I think. “Real life” being paparazzi pictures of her sunbathing etc. 😀 This air brushed monstrosity is just terrible.

    Broom, Cynic – I’m convinced they did something specifically to her face too!

    M – rats, I keep forgetting about NSFW! Sorry

    Ravi – meh, I try really hard not to watch her old movies. 😀

    Sachita – whatchu talking about? And yes, Photoshop ahoy! She looks totally different on the red carpet for the premiere of this movie.

    Jack – harsh yet… kind of true!

    Raja – ew, no discussion of her puppies ever 😛

  19. sachita

    December 15, 2008 at 2:24 pm

    was talking about the risk of opening this page in office!

  20. WSW

    December 16, 2008 at 6:40 am

    Really whats with that pose?

  21. Wisdom Tree

    December 20, 2008 at 7:56 am

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  22. Amrita

    December 20, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Sachita – oh lord… I keep forgetting about the NSFW thing. Mainly because half the nekkid photos I post, I don’t find titillating in the least. However, I realize this might just be my problem alone. I hope your boss didn’t appear over your shoulder. 😳

    WSW – what’s with that pose? It says she thinks she’s being cute. And that she has no eye for irony.

  23. Amey

    December 21, 2008 at 1:35 pm

  24. DG

    January 7, 2009 at 9:12 am

    Awful ridiculous pose, what was she thinking? And leaving that aside (hard as it is to do so), she looks awful. If you must do a nude cover, at least do one that looks appealing, not an ugly one. Gosh! You’re so right, the guys at GQ hate her.

  25. coffee fiend

    January 7, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    Jennifer Aniston is all the rage right now

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