I hate to rag on a man who loves his dogs (pugs! adorable chubby pugs! with teeny weeny footsies working overtime to keep up! who’re living a better life than all of us combined) as much as Valentino does, but GOOD GRIEF! That is beyond a bad tan. That’s some Satanic shade of ochre on his face.
I thought Europeans were above this? Don’t they all hang out on actual beaches in tiny Speedos and bake under the sun the way God intended them to?
Dear Mr. V, I know you’re in America now, but don’t feel you need to fit in, okay? XOXO.
On the upside, this is the first time in a long time that I’ve seen Sarah Jessica Parker and not felt afraid that she would come for me in my sleep.
PS: For those who want to know – that’s Maude, Margot, Monty, Molly, Milton and Maggie. And Maude is Valentino’s #1 girl. Awww.
PS2: I thought I’d throw this one in for all you SJP-lovers… Oh, alright, I just wanted an excuse to put in a Hugh Jackman video. It looks way better than his muppet photo on the cover of People’s Sexiest Man Alive edition anyway.