Ahem. Shahrukh Khan is back as everyman in Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi, the heartwarming story of an ordinary (autistic?) man who transforms into a dancing tool at night. Or something like that.
“She’s hotter than a microwave diathermy machine.
Which is why I dress like I’m fifteen.
Our love is sweet and sour like a tangerine.
You should see what we do for Halloween.”
“So have y’all seen Yuvvraaj? Neither has anybody else. AHAHAHAHA! Erm, yes, bahut bura hua.”
Sardar-in-kimono wonders: “Who’ll go potty first?”