08 Nov


Naheen! Poor Aamir Khan was taking a nice stroll in the desert when dastardly dacoits looted his izzat and exposed his man-chichis. Like a pint-sized version of The Incredible Hulk, this makes him swell to alarming proportions:


You can run, you can hide, but you can’t get away from those pointy ears, evildoers. Muahahahaha!


Posted by on November 8, 2008 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Movies


21 responses to “Urk.

  1. bollyviewer

    November 8, 2008 at 2:22 pm

    rofl! “pint-sized version of The Incredible Hulk” is exactly what his new avatar looks like!

  2. Amey

    November 8, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Did you see that? His biceps are so big they require a license (check his left bicep). And… there’s an idea for a short post 😀

  3. OrangeJammies

    November 9, 2008 at 2:47 am

    Jesus H. Christ! What on earth!

  4. sachita

    November 9, 2008 at 3:46 am

    He needs some vs support in the first photo.

  5. desigirl

    November 9, 2008 at 8:15 am

    I actually liked Gajini and was looking fwd to the Aamir version. hmmm

  6. memsaab

    November 9, 2008 at 11:22 am

    Are we sure that isn’t Photoshopped? Aamir’s head on, say, Salman’s body?

    It scares me.

  7. wordjunkie

    November 9, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    Well, I’ve seen the original film, so the Pamela–eat-your-implants cleavage is essentially to give you something to gape at while the senseless plot and bodycount stagger on.

  8. wordjunkie

    November 9, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    And if that is marker pen on him, he is clearly not bathing through the movie…cleavage, Klingon ears AND body odour…Muaahhhaahhaa indeed!

  9. A Cynic in Wonderland

    November 10, 2008 at 1:17 am

    it looks like he could cut diamonds with those ears.

    sigh and i like aamir.

  10. A Cynic in Wonderland

    November 10, 2008 at 1:27 am

    btw is the movie a rip-off from memento? the mirror-image tattoos et al.

  11. Hades

    November 10, 2008 at 6:13 am

    I’m assuming “chichis” is a typo. 😛

  12. tanay

    November 10, 2008 at 9:34 am

    guess everyone is on a makeover…btw did you see the songs from ‘rab ne bana di jodi’, i saw few songs on a music channel and found srk to have gotten back to his style from yesteryears….

    from six pack abs grooving in dard-e-disco to ‘raju bangaya gentleman’ style in ‘haule haule’ song…

    indiequill, do the review on ‘rab ne bana di jodi’ soon, if you can…thanks…was blog dead for a while…

  13. M

    November 10, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Ouch…now there goes *this* week (note to self – DO NOT check Amrita’s blog on Monday mornings…) – send him a link to your bra post – doesn’t he have a blog?

    Am SO NOT a fan of short guys bulking up – Said looked equally ridiculous in some movie that he kept taking his shirt off – Salaam Namaste?


  14. Amrita

    November 10, 2008 at 3:43 pm

    Bollyviewer – I wonder if his clothes will rip off in mid jump 🙂

    Amey – You’ve really paid attention, I see 😀

    OJ – run and hide! It’s here, it’s mean and it’s coming for ya!

    Sachita – AHAHAHHAA!!! underwire at that.

    DG – hey, at least they’re remaking better Tamil movies than they used to.

    Memsab – well he’s been running around town showing off his “guns” and looking ridiculous with it, so I’d guess… No. sorry 🙂

    Wordjunkie – Klingon ears!!! That’s what I needed to write.

    Cynic – I like him too. When he doesn’t try too hard. And you’re close: it’s a remake of the tamil movie Ghajini which is a rip off of Memento. See, it’s totally different!

    Hades – no, it’s my little tribute to Michael K at Dlisted. (click on the link in the blogroll – he usually mentions someone’s chichi’s once a day and they’re usually Salma Hayek’s). You’re welcome 😀

    Tanay – I did and I’m cautiously optimistic. I liked two songs in it, the rest are meh. I wasn’t planning on reviewing but who knows, right?
    Welcome back.

    M – awwww! scroll down and feast on John once more if you like. I’ll do better next monday. Yup, Salaam Naste where he couldn’t bring his arms down any more coz his armpits were too bulky. Hmm. I should do a post.

  15. M

    November 11, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    OK, you are hereby BANNED from blogging about unsavoury things like Karzzzz and this…thing…above! Right after you call attention to this, B4U goes beserk and plays endless repeats of it…..sob!
    I can’t take Aamir’s boobs all evening!


  16. desigirl

    November 12, 2008 at 6:01 am

    Cynic – Tho the director claims he wrote the storyline BEFORE he saw Memento, I disagree. We shall, however, agree that the english movie INSPIRED the tamil one and now, the hindi one too!!

    Ams- too true!! If the directors need inspiration along memento’s lines to make decent movies, then i am all for it. might even sponsor a membership to blockbuster’s!!

  17. Amrita

    November 12, 2008 at 2:07 pm

    M – hahahaha, I can’t help it!

    DG – Sanjay Gupta’s entire career rests on his subscription!

  18. Amey

    November 13, 2008 at 10:44 am

    Hey, I need topics for new posts. And here it is, as promised.

  19. Amey

    November 13, 2008 at 10:46 am

  20. RajaSen

    November 14, 2008 at 9:51 am

    thank you.
    and this when the television channels are going on and on saying Body Ka Baadshah Kaun? or some such.
    go watch Dostana, willya. I wanna read your post.

  21. Amrita

    November 15, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Amey – you fixed it.

    Raja – I was planning to watch it sometime this weekend. I have mixed feelings going in. Hmmm 🙂 “Body ka Baadshah Kaun?” ought to be a movie.

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