Woman on Woman Crime

30 Oct

Gemma Atherton is a stunningly beautiful woman. So why would she do this to herself? I’ll never understand the whole Wonder Woman-with-a-train silhouette. Every year some unfortunate woman on a red carpet assures herself that she is the one woman on the planet who can carry off this look. Every year that unfortunate woman earns a trip to the worst-dressed list.

Here’s what she would have looked like if she’d kept the front bits of her dress. It’s such a gorgeous color on her too.

Not to worry though, James Bond fans – I hear she looks much, much better in Quantum of Solace. For the ten seconds she’s in it, anyway.

And of course, with Grace Jones coming dressed for Halloween as Caribou Barbie fresh off an aerial wolf hunt, maybe Gemma thought nobody’d notice.


Posted by on October 30, 2008 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Life, Movies, Video


10 responses to “Woman on Woman Crime

  1. Kanan

    October 30, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    That’s cause she wanted people to notice her shoes. 😉 😛 lol

    I still think they are doing this intentionally, those attention-seekers.

  2. M

    October 30, 2008 at 2:32 pm

    you think the dress actually tore on the way to the venue, and they decided to call it a train? Sure looks like it!

    As for wolf-woman,YIKES…she sure scared me.


  3. sachita

    October 30, 2008 at 4:21 pm

    I have never quite figured why people would want to wear pointed heels when it almost appears like walking on a rope, so I am pretty sure I can’t come up with a logical explanation for such ‘Xena the warrior decided to attach a tail’ kind of dresses.

  4. ana

    October 30, 2008 at 6:12 pm

    okay, since everyone else is commenting on the hideousness of the outfits – I’ll just call them FFFP (fucking fashion faux pas) can I just say I am so glad you posted the trailer to the new James Bond movie and am really looking forward to watching it. 🙂

    I resisted Daniel Craig for only so long and then I saw Casino Royale twice. . .

  5. temple oak

    October 31, 2008 at 6:08 am

    hope she is not thinking she is promoting ‘batgirl’ rather than bondgirl

  6. DewdropDream

    October 31, 2008 at 8:13 am

    Mmmmmm Daniel Craig 😀 I resisted too and succcumbed to Casino Royale finally… going to watch Quantum of Solace tonight and am actually counting the hours!!! And I’ve been beating myself up because the premiere was on Wednesday night and I could have SEEN darling DC in person if I’d only walked across to Leicester Sq. GAH!!!

  7. anindianabroad

    October 31, 2008 at 10:49 am

    I thought the “300” look was the preserve of men? Seriously though, red carpet is just code for atrocious.

  8. Amrita

    October 31, 2008 at 1:55 pm

    Kanan – her shoes are fugly too! They’re incredibly ghetto 😀

    M – She was apparently really conscious about it all through the evening so who knows! I keep wondering how she sat in that. Same question i had for Toni Braxton when she went to the Grammys in that dress which was slit up and down to her hooha if you remember.

    Sachita – LMAO at “Xena with a tail”.

    Ana – me too! SQUEEEE!!!

    Temple Oak – Looks more like she’s promoting her badgirl more than either of those.

    DDD – thwack! thwack! thwack! that’s me beating you up too! You passed up a chance to ogle DC?! HOW COULD YOU?!

    AIA – fugly skirts are universal apparently! 😀

  9. DewdropDream

    November 3, 2008 at 6:10 am

    Galti ho gayi sarkar!!! Gustaakhi maak kijiye!!

  10. naren

    November 5, 2008 at 10:43 am


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