Run(a)way Fashion

28 Sep
Fuck!! They forgot to take my curlers out!

Fuck!! They forgot to take my curlers out!

Rohit Bal shows his latest collection. My eyes go on strike.

Never mind that! I weigh 80 lbs - how'd he give me a paunch?

Excuse me, my legs are NOT diseased!

But at least his mother now knows where her egg whisks went.

No, you can't "borrow" me for an omelet.


Posted by on September 28, 2008 in Entertainment


16 responses to “Run(a)way Fashion

  1. OrangeJammies

    September 28, 2008 at 2:41 pm

    Look lady, you need to have a warning posted for those with weak eyes. You can’t begin to imagine what cartoon characters do to a -6 power.

  2. Kanan

    September 28, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    LMAO! Your comments made them so very entertaining. Still laughing…

  3. D

    September 28, 2008 at 3:41 pm

    Lol! Fashion or not, it’s still entertainment.

  4. rads

    September 28, 2008 at 7:38 pm

    rofl esp at the last egg beater one! :))

  5. M

    September 28, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    LOL…nd Thanks! Reading Highheelconfidential made me decide I *really* had no sense of fashion, as most of the outfits HHC lauds, I think are *strange* at best 🙂 Finally feel somewhat normal!

    Orange velvet salwars – on a guy? But then it’s by a person who thinks Jodhpurs are perfectly normal everyday wear!

    M (of staid taste)

  6. DewdropDream

    September 29, 2008 at 7:55 am

    HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh LORDY I LOVE your captions!!!

    Agree with D completely, it’s not fashion, it’s entertainment. What’s the point of these fashion shows anyway? Not like they’re going to make money from those clothes… cannot see anyone buying them!!

    And I thought ‘egg whisk’ too when I saw that last pic 😀

  7. Amey

    September 29, 2008 at 9:45 am

    Are men supposed to wear THAT? Orange velvet? :O

  8. narendra shenoy

    September 29, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Hahahaha! Loved the captions! For sheer undeserved financial reward, nothing to beat fashion designers. Except possibly clerks in the Bombay Municipal Corporation.

    Attended one such show – the Chivas Fashion something in Bombay on Saturday. Experimentally determined that one requires 3.25 drinks of Chivas Regal to take the clothes seriously. I had 4, which made me sort of deeply appreciative.

  9. complicateur

    September 29, 2008 at 3:09 pm

    First picture: double take… Is that Shoaib Akhtar? What is this new trend called? Star Trek-Chique? And I mean the Captain Kirk years.

  10. Pooja

    September 29, 2008 at 7:10 pm

    Great pictures!

    They claim that ramp models need to look serious. Methinks that it’s cuz they can’t find anything joyous about the creations they have to wear. Who can blame them.

  11. memsaab

    September 30, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    If even the models look like ten miles of bad road in these clothes, how are real people going to look?????

  12. Amrita

    September 30, 2008 at 3:40 pm

    OJ – Preach it sister! Amrita “-5.5” Rajan. 😀

    Kanan, D, Rads – I haven’ stopped laughing over the fashions myself. 🙂

    M – I don’t have anything against Jodhpurs as such but those things are ridiculous. But then Indian fashion, once it veers off the traditional, so often is. I don’t understand it. I’m not evolved enough I guess 🙂

    DDD – seriously! I know couture can be out there but this thing is just bizarre! I kept waiting for the Bakra announcement.

    Amey – if I ask very very nicely would you wear something like that and catch a bus in Bbay? Just for a short ride. I just want to know what the man on the street would have to say. PLEASE!!!!!

    NS – oh hey, that’s what this was! I dont know if its the same day but it’s the Chivas thing. i remember because I wished I was there for the booze. Unless the skinflints made you pay for it, in which case I think you should sue 😀

    Complicateur – William Shatner is hiding under your bed right now, waiting to blast you to smithereens for that comment. Shoaib Akhtar on the other hand, is flattered. 🙂

    Pooja – All thanks to HHC! I’d be depressed myself. And I hope you clicked that link because the expression on the other guy’s face is hilarious!!

    Memsaab – That’s what I want Amey to find out. Hee hee.

  13. Amey

    September 30, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Well, since you ask so nicely… But only on the condition that you accompany me wearing that eggbeater dress (with eggbeater, the underlying “dress” part doesn’t seem so bad). Or you can convince another of your friend to accompany me, but then my price goes up to include a nice dinner. What can I say, I can’t say “no” to a lady 😉

    And while we are at it, can we find somebody to wear this?

  14. Amrita

    October 2, 2008 at 2:31 pm

    Amey – it’s a deal! 😀 How much do you think they charge for one of those things? And we’ll see if NS will wear that thing. He can carry a camera and record people’s reactions.

  15. Pitu

    October 2, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Ooooo can I wear the fuchsia cravat and turquoise shirt and the Hitler/Chaplin-esque moochie? And a weird wig ooooo what fun! I live in dresses, I need to look transgendered for a while! I’ll join you two! We will go have ginger ale at the Wellingdon Club!

  16. Dale Lobo

    May 26, 2009 at 2:43 am

    The first picture is the funniest. Imagine some guy wearing that and walking on the road. So funny!

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