Is it Wax? Is it Plastic?

02 Apr

Whatever it is, it’s Posh!

Desi tourists are thrilled to get ringside seats to the one of the best Anglo-American acts on the planet: the gradual metamorphosis of a British pop tart into an American waxwork figure.

Dekho Mummy, phoren auntie is wearing Anarkali jeans! Mainu bhi chahiye!”

Puttar, jab tu bhi David Beckham se shaadi kar legi, tab apne sasural mein pehen lena! Tab tak tere liye Anarkali salwar kameez hi theek hain.”

Oh, to watch women become mannequins now that April is here.


Posted by on April 2, 2008 in Celebrity


6 responses to “Is it Wax? Is it Plastic?

  1. DesiGirl

    April 2, 2008 at 3:53 pm

    Oh you shld check this out and expand this post to include your priceless thoughts on the kissing booth.

  2. sidekick

    April 2, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Amrita, ROFL 🙂 . i don’t wish u to get ill again by any means, but i hope u do get in the mood to poke fun at plastic posh more often – much fun ensues. i just don’t get what is so desirable and attractive abt this woman……….

    if posh’s were anarkali jeans, are rihanna’s chudidar jeans?,,20187192_23,00.html

  3. M

    April 3, 2008 at 11:17 am

    The expression on the tourist lady’s face is fantastic! More celebrity spotting snark please! Makes for a fun read!
    Actually, just more snark 🙂


  4. Amrita

    April 4, 2008 at 3:19 pm

    DG – that thing scared me to bits!

    Sidekick – hee hee 🙂 she’s actually kind of likable in interviews and I have nothing but sympathy for her for being married to that man (however lovely he might be to look at) but her persona makes me want to drop a brick on her head. … re: rihanna, I immediately thought: MC Hammer pants! But churidhar is exactly right!

    M – isn’t she awesome! You know it totally made her day to see Posh on the streets! Oh, and coming right up!

  5. DesiGirl

    April 5, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    I know!! Can you imagine idiots queuing to kiss that mannequin? I loved the bit in that article where the writer goes, “it is so sad when a plastic doll looks more life-like than the real person”. Truer words have never been spoken!

  6. Amrita

    April 7, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Dg – not a fan then? 😀 What really surprises me about Posh is her fan following. I was trying to think someone comparable and I couldn’t. She really is unique.

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