Incredibly Dumb Celeb News

23 Nov

This Friday I bring you stuff that you just can’t make up:

Bollywood’s very own Karan Johar is making an animated version of his hit hit debut feature Kuch Kuch Hota Hai. Full length animation will apparently have “animals in lead roles”. Name of the movie? Kootchie Kootchie Hota Hai. From “loving your parents” to loving your animals, it’s all in the game. Barf.

Now I don’t usually discuss celebrity children on this blog (crosses a line, I think) but talking of barf, do you know The Naked Chef? Jamie Oliver? So, he somehow landed an interview with Angelina Jolie and by way of small talk asked her how her biological daughter was doing. Innocuous, wouldn’t you say? It would have been if he hadn’t called the kid “Piloh Shitt”.

Not. Making. This. Up.

Who’s that lovely lady next to Lindsay Lohan? Why, that’s her sister Alli. Her thirteen year old sister Alli. To think I used to get creeped out by websites counting down to when so-and-so girl is going to turn “legal”. Above is a comparison run by UsWeekly of the two sisters at the same age: 13.


Could it be a month without some Anand Jon news? I don’t think so. After being set a $2.1 million bail by a Los Angeles court on charges of rape, sodomy and other sexual assaults on girls/women aged 14 and up, Jon is now wanted in New York to face an additional 40 charges. Once he’s done there, Texas and Florida might have certain things to discuss with him. So it’s 94 charges thus far and counting.

And last but not least, Heidi Klum. In all fairness, if I looked like her, I’d probably be tempted to say nyah-nyah-nyah in similar fashion. :mrgreen:


Posted by on November 23, 2007 in Celebrity, Entertainment, Video


7 responses to “Incredibly Dumb Celeb News

  1. aMmAr

    November 23, 2007 at 4:12 pm

    it seems you are addicted to E! Online.

  2. Aditya

    November 24, 2007 at 10:32 am

    Kootchie Kootchie Hota Hai- ROFLMFAO!

    Lohan- 13?!! You sure that’s not the mother right there?!!!

  3. Pri

    November 25, 2007 at 3:17 pm

    @aMmAr: you make it sound like it’s a bad thing.

  4. aMmAr

    November 25, 2007 at 7:55 pm


    no its quite insightful to watch paparazzi’s stocking celebs and to judge Britney for what she has become. their is nothing wrong in that 😛

  5. desiGirl

    November 26, 2007 at 10:01 am

    I can understand Heidi’s nyah-nyah-nyah but whats with that awful laugh? Great pair of knockers, godawful laugh. one cannot have it all. true.

    I kinda like Jamie. He made sure the schools didnt get away with serving sloop to kiddies. P gets to eat carrots and apples, thanks to him. So, good on ya, mate!

  6. Amrita

    November 26, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    Ammar – ha! Actually E! is the only site I don’t frequent. they’re a bit too establishment for it to be interesting goss. But that reminds me, I haven’t checked out Ted C’s column in a bit!

    Aditya – isn’t she freaky? they have a new reality show coming out and rumor has it lil Alli might have gone under the fucking knife to get ready for it.

    Pri – ah, a comrade in arms I see! 😀

    DG – well, I can’t argue with a mother I guess but I’d sure like to! Here I’ll try to say something nice about him – he’s not as bad as gordon ramsey. there!

  7. desiGirl

    November 27, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    Flippin’ ‘eck, that’s no compliment now, is it? One thing you gotta give Gordon tho – he gives troopers a good name. (get it?)

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