…about women but were afraid to ask, according to the Edgy English Teacher. I’d mention him by his actual name but I think that says it all and more.
Being of kind disposition and brimming with the desire to do good to my fellow man, I thought I’d reproduce the list here and answer them. Okay, okay, so it’s Thursday and I’m bored – I have a post all prepared on the Tehelka-Narendra Modi thing but I’ve been thinking about it for a couple of days now and I want to let it rest before I hit Publish. So I could either write about Britney getting crazier by the day or do something else and I decided this was a nice compromise. That pic, by the way, is Britney celebrating Halloween. Proof eternal that money and a #1 album don’t necessarily guarantee happiness or mental health. Pay attention kids. Moving on:
1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
Depends on who’s doing it.
2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
Why is this a woman-related question? Haven’t you ever seen a man wear a thong? Try one out today!
3. Does it hurt?
4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Yes. It’s when the knife mysteriously jumps into my hand and an unseen voice murmurs in my ear: “Bobbit! Bobbit!”
5. Does size really matter?
Yes. I mean, no. Of course, not. Well, maybe. Let’s say it could matter.
6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
Only if I like you.
7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
Because I can. Duh.
8. Do you watch porn, too?
Please! I’m so much better than that! … I read it.
9. Will something from Tiffany’s solve everything?
No. Wait, what’re you buying me again?
10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Are you trying to tell me something?
12. Why are you always late? (oh yeah, see question six!)
See Answer six!
13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Not unless I see it.
14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
Only when traveling.
15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
It’s a penance.
16. How often do you think about sex?
Whenever something reminds me of it.
17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
Who’s the woman, who’s the man and why am I only hearing about it now?
18. Would you?
Who’s the man?
19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?
20. Why does every woman think she can change him?
Coz we’re just like your mom.
21. Does it matter what car I drive?
Depends on whether that’s the best thing about you.
22. Do you ever fart?
No, I’m an alien. We all are. Bwahahahaha!
I was going to pose some questions of my own but realized I’ve never been afraid to ask any of them. I guess I must know some really nice guys.
ETA: Amey and Ruhi inspired me to convert this into a tag. Now, come on, don’t be like that! As tags go, this is pretty darn painless. So here’s my list of
victims tagees: Amey, Ruhi, Jawahara, DesiGirl, Sujatha, and Terri’s Mom. Go forth and er… tag someone else, I guess.