Me: Did you hear about the whole Sandra Bullock thing?
Friend (back from vacation): No! Did something happen to her?
Me: Her husband…
Friend: Jesse James? I love Monster Garage!
Me: Yeah, well, turns out he was cheating on Sandra with this skank called Bombshell McGee who’s a tattoo model and might be a bipolar neoNazi who likes to give the Nazi salute to her Jewish kid.
Friend: O_O
Thing I Learned: There is just no place for that conversation to go. Unless it’s to a be-tattooed foursome with someone named Skittles.
Shower. Now.
Amey
March 31, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I think you just ruined Monster Garage forever for you friend.
Empowerment Engineer
March 31, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Multiple showers needed Ams, in case the number of tattoos on his arms are anything to go by
Amrita
March 31, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Amey – you bet
I’ll never forget the look on her face!
EE – Gross. Have you seen the swastika his GF got right above her crotch? I stopped clicking through to SBullock posts after reading the above.
Sharon
March 31, 2010 at 4:08 pm
The whole thing is just EW. I wasn’t familiar with Jesse James before this, except as a name, but now, urgh. This is like having a Klimt at home and replacing it with someone’s crayola scribblings.
pavementphilosopher
April 1, 2010 at 12:51 am
Nooooo! Poor Sandra Bullock, I love her
Well, every tattooed skittle just makes her look all the more classy in comparison (see what I did with the silver lining thing here?)
sachita
April 1, 2010 at 10:53 am
I didn’t know she was married to a Jesse till I saw the oscar night interview where she went all out about this guy and within couple of days this news breaks out!
ps: The internal alarm is never wrong, huh?(prejudice/ gut instinct):)
Amrita
April 5, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Sharon – more like some monkey’s poop smeared on a canvas but what else can you expect from a guy who uses the internet handle: Vanilla Gorilla
PP – I guess he digs the skanky. There’s no pleasing some people apparently.
Sachita – yeah, I was really hoping she knew something the rest of us didnt but…