Here’s Your Summer Blockbuster!

2009 July 9
by Amrita

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The immortal story of the forbidden love between a man and a skeleton.The love that no amount of experimentation could quench nor spirited sword play replace. He-Man will never feel for another man what he feels for Skeletor.

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No matter how hard they try. You know it’s true.

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From the geniuses at JustCartoonDicks via Fleshbot. Pics courtesy QueerClick. All sites NSFW. Duh.

[This destruction of your fondest childhood memories made possible with the added help of FunPhotoBox]

19 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 July 9
    Wild Thing permalink

    I clearly spoke too soon, on your Linkity post, as far as the “actual Ewww” goes. So what’s this, you finally getting around to that to-do list of yours that you talk about in the True Blood post? Does Todd Stadtman know?

    • 2009 July 9

      Muahahahah! Teach you to mention Denise Richards!

      • 2009 July 9
        Wild Thing permalink

        Hmpf! And to think I always knew there’d be some sort of hazard (occupational or otherwise, and whether or not one is a barely-clad nuclear scientist out-swimming a submarine) to lovin’ the dic(k)tionary too much…

        Say what? Enable time stamps on your posts/comments, just so when we nostalgically revisit these things down the road, we won’t claw each other like feral cats in contentious combat over which “Wild Thing” came first — your post or my comment (for now, we know it’s the latter courtesy Linkit(t)y!). :-D

        And oh, I’m sure this stop-gap solution will be all but obsolete once technology advances enough to post Poseidon-satellite-like pictures, in real time, color-coding and time-stamping our synaptic signals — yeah, like the “Get ready for wild weather” (featured) article that just hit Yahoo’s home page like El Nino (go look right now before they swap), taken by the aforementioned satellite, courtesy NASA “Jet Propulsion” Lab (no pun intended, obviously)…such lovely splotches of color on Mamma Earth, no?

        • 2009 July 10

          ok, i am officialy stalking this commentator. even though i dont even have a name to refer to.

          • 2009 July 10
            Wild Thing permalink

            sachita, so sorry, but blowing my cover only means my life online is over (bummer, I know, but you’ll have to take my word for it). And the stalker being stalked, ha! Can only be all too thrilling, so be my guest. (As it turns out, I can love anyone whose favorite word is “abracadbra” and who thinks Mouna Raagam (story of my life, with a twist: Karthik comes back from the dead, towards the end!) is wonderful! And since I’m suddenly in the mood to bare a bit of my soul, it’s the last movie my dad watched (the night) before he breathed his last, so another reason it’s unbearably special…)

  2. 2009 July 9

    NONONONO! I can’t hear you! *fingers in ears* lalalalalala

  3. 2009 July 9

    Aaaaargh.
    Aaaaaaaaaarrrgghh.

    (Oh my eyes, my eyes.)

  4. 2009 July 9
    NSFW permalink

    Hmm, girl exactly WHY are you advertising your porn watching habit? :) I mean it is a given that girl bloggers who are drooling over Hindi movies have SOMETHING on their minds, but …. :)

  5. 2009 July 9

    Ah, the delicate irony of calling yourself He-Man and still becoming Skeletor’s bitch.

    Gotta give it to you, though. After all that posturing about being in favour of gay rights, you find this subversive way of giving Baba Ramdev some ammunition. I can imagine him showing this blog post in the Supreme Court and saying, “See what happens if you legalize homosexuality?”

    ~r

  6. 2009 July 10

    Amrita is evil. Who knew.

  7. 2009 July 10

    WTF. He-man? You certainly have weird fetishes.

  8. 2009 July 10

    Section 377 stuff. LOL at Ramsu’s comment. He-man being Skeletor’s bitch.

  9. 2009 July 10

    You crack me up. This is what a blog should be! :-)

  10. 2009 July 11

    na baans ki bansi, na sone ka sariya,
    gaand mein danda de……

  11. 2009 July 13

    Pitu & Koke – MUAHAHAHAHA! Too late my lovelies! TOO LATE!

    NSFW – I blame Manmohan Desai. Why? Because I can!

    Ramsu – hahaha! yes, I’m all about Baba Ramdev!

    Adithya – ahem, anybody who’d been the blog probably!

    Guru Das – and yet you were probably the one with the dolls :D

    Naren – equality for toons!

    Memsaab – I definitely think so!

    Max – somebody’s wishful :P

  12. 2009 July 14
    NSFW permalink

    Because I can!

    Lovely reason! At the considerable risk of coming across as an internet wierdo, let me state that I disagree with Kamal Hassan who said that religion, politics and sex are personal matters which should remain in the private domain. It is precisely because these 3 subjects are deeply and personally important to all of us AND because the right answers are not obvious that we need to have forums to discuss them. :-p
    By posting this, you are not just saying “I can”, you are also saying, “I am interested in how the public reacts”. :)

    So a question I would never dare ask my wife: the ultimate turn-on for het males is two gals getting it on. By analogy, is the sight of two gay men getting it on as hot for het gals? :) :) If yes, the porn producers are missing an important way to target women. :)

  13. 2009 July 14
    NSFW permalink

    I just realized my question is pretty unfair – I am hiding in the generic male crowd and pretty much asking you for a specific reaction, so ignore if uncomfortable. :)

    • 2009 July 15

      I actually think I’ve talked about this before on the blog :D I’m not a big fan of porn (much prefer erotica) which hardly ever does anything for me, and so I never really got all that lesbians are hot blather…. until I saw Y Tu Mama Tambien.

      I don’t know if you’ve seen it, but it’s a Mexican movie and there’s a scene towards the end when Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal (two of the most beautiful boys ever) start making out in the middle of a threesome with Ana Lopez Mercado – holy moly! I suddenly *got* it all right. If you ever want to know what your wife thinks and don’t want to ask her outright, just rent this movie. You’ll get your answer!

  14. 2009 July 17

    Where is the Stomach-mein-head-ache hospital?

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