Hold Me, I’m Scared
2008 October 23
I vant to drink your blood
I pretty much knew Madhur Bhandarkar’s much-awaited (?) Priyanka Chopra-Kangana Ranaut starrer Fashion was going to be a disaster in one respect at least: the clothes. But man! This level of fug… it’s almost a work of genius.
To get this look, you first walk into a dark room...
Oo la la la HOO, Oo la la la HOO, HURR HURR!
Shiny nipples - it's all the rage!
Sudden bulimia attack. It'll wipe off.
An Exclusive Look @ The Parveen Babi Garage Sale
Shiny crotch: it's all the rage!
Coming Soon: Revenge of the Corpse Bride
You want me to say "Moo"?
Gee thanks Amrita, now my retinas are seared. who’s gonna pay for my eye surgery?? YOU?! :-p
Shiny Nipples and Shiny Crotch are now my 2 favorite Mallu christian p0rn names!! Hilarious.
Hilarious! But to be fair, Madhur seems to have taken the clothes straight from real life – have you *seen* the output at the recent Lakme Fashion week ?? And both Kangana and Priyanka seem to have the usual model’s “I-am-about-to-die-of-TB” look down pat! ;-D
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HAHAHAHHAA!!! And your captions leave me speechless with laughter yet again!!! ‘Ooh la la HURR HURRR’???!!! Good lord!!! hahahahaha!!!!
But pray, where on earth are the male models??? That orange outfit guy with curlers and Miss Egg Whisk would totally fit in here. Wonder why they were not invited to the party…
Madhur Bhandarkar’s movies have been good though… hope the overall goodness makes up for these visual monstrosities.
@M: “I-am-about-to-die-of-TB” look
HAHHAHAHAA!
So, like someone above pointed out, isn’t this being “realistic”?
I mean, all fashion shows that I’ve seen on TV have horrendous clothes and women with ugly makeup.
i am pretty sure madhur will have again the drivers of models discussing,” model log hey na….”,” in log ke duniye mein aisi hi hota hain..” bhoom… movie over, madhur will walk away with national award again for applying his formula story to modeling world.
yeah to my fashion-unknown eyes, that looks as wierd as any fashion show.
Oooh brilliant captions!
Have you noticed how nicely he’s managed to spoil perfectly decent outfits with ONE article that’s totally out of place? And how he’s showed unrivalled expertise at making living people look dead?
as other commenters have pointed out, real-life fashion shows have plenty of weirder stuff. still, they don’t have the accompanying captions, so amrita rules
Why doesn’t Kangana stuff tissue paper in her tops? She’s flatter than a pancake. Hasn’t she saved enough money to go under the knife?
ahahahahahahhhhhaaaaa @ Parveen Babi Garage Sale (and all the others too)…
Seriously, these DO look like the clothes Fashion Weeks everywhere like to pass off as “couture”…
Kangana doesn’t even look like herself anymore, she’s had so much plastic surgery! And what is she, twelve? *sigh*
aww it’s too much entertainment.
lol @ garage sale and bride.
PC does remind me of PB though once in a while.
New career idea for you: commentator on fashion show. I do get something for suggesting this, don’t I? (Hint: let’s start with free admission and backstage passes)
While we are on the topic of Fashion : http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/India/Bhandarkar_summoned_for_Fashion/articleshow/3638131.cms
All of you talking about real fashion shows is giving me ideas about another post. I don’t know, all these costumes look like someone ran them up on their mummy’s sewing machine. No “finish” whatsoever. Just entertainment value
Complicateur – AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh crap, I actually know this chick called Shiney too. Now I’ll never be able to look at her the same again.
DDD – if we go by past Bhadarkar movies, they’re probably out having lots of gay sex so they can get ahead!
Suki – huh, you’re right. I think it’s all innately fug but yes, one item less and they might all have been salvageable. Nice eye!
Terri – tissue paper?
Pardon, your age is showing.
Amey – how come all these new career ideas you come up with for me all include me being in a position to help you score chicks? Hmmmmm?
Well, you know what they say. There is no free advice in life
I should get something out of all these awesome ideas, don’t you think?
Actually, advice is often free. Lunches aren’t
So how does this work? Amey and Amrita go out for lunch and Amrita pays for lunch because Amey gives her advice?
Amey, it’s not a case of ‘Take my advice, I don’t use it anyway’, is it???
DDD – I don’t know who does what when, but eventually Amrita does all the work and Amey gets a date
Hey, Amrita does all the work, but Amey is her consultant so he needs to get some compensation, right?
@DDD: Know any fashion designers who will let me use my own advice?
@Pitu: Advice over (or about) lunch is definitely isn’t
Hehe, he’s after me now to join the ‘Get Amey a date’ campaign.
Amey, let’s skip the indirect route and just ask me if I have any single friends, shall we???
@DDD: “Campaign” sounds such a big thing, as if a lot of effort from a lot of people is needed…
And, what is the answer to your question?
@Amrita: Planning to watch the movie?
I might… but I’m going to charge you a consultation fee
Tim Gunn is weeping; meanwhile, my coffee comes out my nose as I giggle away.
Amey & DDD – Amey ka Kuch Karo!
re: movie – Maybe on Youtube? I’m gonna wait on the reviews. I’m a bit swamped this week and next and I really don’t feel up to it. Besides, I get the feeling that if you’ve seen one MB movie, you’ve seen them all.
Beth – Tim gunn had a coronary you mean