Is it Wax? Is it Plastic?

Whatever it is, it’s Posh!
Desi tourists are thrilled to get ringside seats to the one of the best Anglo-American acts on the planet: the gradual metamorphosis of a British pop tart into an American waxwork figure.
“Dekho Mummy, phoren auntie is wearing Anarkali jeans! Mainu bhi chahiye!”
“Puttar, jab tu bhi David Beckham se shaadi kar legi, [...]

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Have you ever tried to be funny with a cold? I have for the past couple of days and let me tell you, it’s not working. I know when I’m beat. Yes, a head full of stubborn mucus has beaten my fine grey cells into the ground and is dancing the hula hoop over its [...]