Gisele Bundchen’s Butt Arranger
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Boy, I bet that guy has a lot of interesting conversations in his life:
“So honey, how was your day?”
“‘S alright. Kinda grumpy coz my hands were really slippery from rubbing lotion onto Gisele Bundchen’s butt all day. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get that stuff off your hands. I couldn’t even eat. Why are you looking at me like that?
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“Mmmm, baby, your hands are so soft.”
“Thanks, I spent all day yesterday moisturizing Gisele Bundchen’s ass and I guess my hands got the benefit. Hey, where are you going?”
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“…and after medical school, I decided to join the space program because I think that’s how I can truly benefit mankind. And what about you? What do you do?”
“Oh, I just do fashion stuff. You know, rub the butts of super models, that kind of thing.”
Blink. Blink.
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“Mom, Dad, I’m gay.”
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“Hi, I’m her boyfriend and my name is Tom Brady. No? Oh sorry, I got confused for a second.”
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hehe ok.
for a second I thought some poor gurl was being molested but no she’s just doing her regular job
Come on, a guy’s gotta do what a guy’s gotta do (I know… sounds better in audio)
This job beats being a chocolate taster any day!
Where do you find all this stuff?
Is there a site- ‘weirdest jobs on the planet’ or something?
OK, I want such a job, for a suitably hunky male model! Where does one *find* such jobs anyway?
M
ROFL, Amrita… great find
. not sure how much this guy gets paid but i bet he gets great job satisfaction 
LOL, couldn’t believe my eyes. Such jobs exist?!
What the heck, so her butt needs to be ‘arranged’ to look like that? ..and here I was thinking it was au naturel.
*bah
So nice to see you all approve
Dipali - No, I’m just a jobless purveyor of a billion sites with nothing better to do than run paparazzi shots of supermodels who date football players.
M - if you ever find out, LET ME KNOW SISTER!
Rads - honey, nobody’s ass looks like that. You should see her in a bikini, all those curves sort of mysteriously vanish.
Here’s a thought: Giselle has probably never seen this guy’s face. So he runs into her at a party. How does he introduce himself?
Giselle, you don’t know me, but here, let me remind you…does this ring a bell?
Slap!!
@Aspi: But then, wouldn’t it be easier for him to take revenge next time he is on the job?
He is SOOOOOOOO HOTTTT … in fact so is she but I really just care about him
Aspi & Amey - like he’d ever get within touching distance outside his job.
DM - I like him the way I like all hot models: silent and yummy.
Why not? He can hook up with her make-up girl for all we know
I remember some magazine (probably Time) had a snap of a production assistant whose job was to stand under the subway grate during that famous scene in The Seven Year Itch.
Maybe this chap is that one’s son, and wants to outdo his father. He’s doing well so far.
~r
Ramsu - seriously? Lolz, how do people get these jobs? If David Beckham or Daniel Craig would like something similar, I’m available.
I’m not entirely sure Daniel Craig wants to wear a skirt and stand over a subway grate. David Beckham, maybe — I mean, this is a guy who wear’s his wife’s undies to a soccer match, so…
~r