Gisele Bundchen’s Butt Arranger

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Boy, I bet that guy has a lot of interesting conversations in his life:
“So honey, how was your day?”
“‘S alright. Kinda grumpy coz my hands were really slippery from rubbing lotion onto Gisele Bundchen’s butt all day. You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to get that stuff off your hands. I couldn’t even eat. [...]