Is it Wax? Is it Plastic?

Whatever it is, it’s Posh!
Desi tourists are thrilled to get ringside seats to the one of the best Anglo-American acts on the planet: the gradual metamorphosis of a British pop tart into an American waxwork figure.
“Dekho Mummy, phoren auntie is wearing Anarkali jeans! Mainu bhi chahiye!”
“Puttar, jab tu bhi David Beckham se shaadi kar legi, [...]