Whatever it is, it’s Posh!
Desi tourists are thrilled to get ringside seats to the one of the best Anglo-American acts on the planet: the gradual metamorphosis of a British pop tart into an American waxwork figure.
“Dekho Mummy, phoren auntie is wearing Anarkali jeans! Mainu bhi chahiye!”
“Puttar, jab tu bhi David Beckham se shaadi kar legi, tab apne sasural mein pehen lena! Tab tak tere liye Anarkali salwar kameez hi theek hain.”
Oh, to watch women become mannequins now that April is here.