Music Review: Tashan

There is this tricksy thing people do: use an uncommon word as the title of a project and hope that makes it stand out from the crowd. If you win, then you hit the recognizability jackpot; lose and it’s just one more thing that’ll keep the audience away. Thus, the latest from the YashRaj banner, [...]

The Rishi Kapoor-Neetu Singh Top Five

As requested by two of my favorite ladies, Ana and Sidekick, here’re my top five favorite movies from Bollywood’s #1 cutie-pie couple: Rishi Kapoor and Neetu Singh.
I’ve often noticed that in Bollywood, once a couple hooks up, they always find a way to wriggle into their sweetheart’s movie. There will be special appearances, item songs, [...]

Blogging the Blog

I don’t really mess with this blog too much but sometimes it messes with me. A bit. Like… right now.
It all goes back to this new (?) batch of spammers who’ve been leaving me links to Biblical critiques and porn. I don’t know what to make of this - what kind of algorithm gives you [...]

My Books This April

Did you know that UNESCO keeps an eye on the number and type of books published in every country every year? It counts as an index of a country’s standard of living and education. As per Wikipedia, the United Kingdom led the pack in 2005 with an astonishing 205, 000 books, closely followed by the [...]

Is This NSFW?

On the one hand: boobies. Of a First Lady even. And this First Lady in particular. But on the other hand: I find it oddly asexual. Not that it’s supposed to titillate but that’s a gorgeous woman with a beautiful body - surely it ought to affect me in some way other than a clinical [...]

The Hema Malini-Dharmendra Top Ten

How many times have Hema Malini and Dharmendra appeared together in a project? According to IMDB, a staggering 42. Which is reason enough, wouldn’t you say, for this post to exist?
But first, a confession: I’m not a fan. I know, I know! It’s shocking. The mere thought that there are those amongst us with souls [...]

Becoming a Writer

The topic on the blackboard spelled “If I had a million”. It was English class and our little group of solemn ten year olds were supposed to come up with ideas for a short essay on what we would do if we had a million in hand.
The teacher decided we’d spend one class brainstorming, then [...]

Movies This April

April seems to be the month where movies go to die or something. Ten movies are coming out on April 4 alone and quite a few of them settled on the date after they were supposed to be released earlier. I guess they all have to come out sometime. I’ve divided the movies as per [...]

The Bachelor: Where Panties Come Free

This is one of those days when I wonder what other wonders of the modern world my cursed TV snobbery has snatched from me. I’ve given my time freely to such works of genius as The Anna Nicole Show and The Newlyweds but I have to admit, it was only because I had company and [...]

Depression

Picture this: woman, a doctor, successful, married, with a child who’s sitting her 10th Board exams (for those of you who don’t know what that means, it’s a massive centralized country-wide general examination that takes place twice - in 10th and 12th grade - in your academic career in India).
Said doctor is always tense prior [...]