It’s Tough to Make My Day

“Uncle,” said my cousin to my father over lunch. “You have a very high maintenance daughter.”
“Huh?” replied my hip (ha!) dad. “Speak English.”
“I am not!” I objected. “I merely like what I like - I don’t ask for special things. I just have decided opinions about what I want.”
“Right, I never said you were materialistic,” [...]