George Clooney: The Love President
Posted on December 20, 2007 by Amrita
Just in time for the holidays, Current.com airs its version of It’s a Wonderful Life in the latest edition of “SuperNews”. It’s a Horrible Life asks that all important question: what would happen if George Bush had never been born?
Would there be world peace? Would Dick Cheney still be a dick? Would Osama be any different if George Clooney (still looking good) made him pancakes every the morning? Would Richard Nixon earn his angel wings or end up as the main course on the Vice President’s dinner table? All things to ponder upon.
Also, “Don’t tase me bro!”
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Clooney is a self-absorbed talentless punk. He may “look good” now, but his body will decay and his putrid orifices will be oozing worms in the years to come. He is a sinner and an affront to G-d.
Rofl! Well so will you for that matter if you choose to be buried.