John Travolta + Kirk Douglas = Jork?

Hot new couple alert? I don’t think so.

Can you imagine? You fight in the Second World War, play Van Gogh and Spartacus, survive decades of Hollywood life including the blacklist, see your fluke of a career turned into the family business, win an honorary Oscar just by hanging around and giving everybody a guilty conscience until they had to rectify their oversight, write books, get past a stroke, live to be a hundred million years old… and at the end of it all John Travolta comes and gives you a big, wet one.

And it’s not even the hot one from thirty years ago.

Damn.

Via Yeeah